Breaking The Silence Activist Offers To Beat Palestinians If Prosecutors Indict Bibi

This time the evidence would leave no doubt that he had thoroughly abused Palestinians.

Jerusalem, February 28 – Drama continued to surround a series of corruption cases involving Israel’s prime minister this afternoon as a prominent member of a human rights group volunteered to perpetrate physical abuse against Palestinians if that would help encourage the Attorney General to indict the premier on various charges.

Dean Issacharoff, who previously claimed to have beaten Palestinians when he was serving in the military, offered to kick, punch, pelt, hit with a gun, and similarly mistreat any number of tied-up Palestinians if AG Avichai Mandelblit decides to prosecute Binyamin Netanyahu in any of the four investigations currently plaguing the leader. Issacharoff joins other Breaking the Silence activists such as Ezra Nawi in such a firm commitment to helping Palestinians no matter how much it hurts Palestinians. The latter activist was recorded disclosing to an Palestinian Authority official the name of a Palestinian who had sold land to Jews, a capital offense under Palestinian law.

“Anything to help end this corrupt occupation, this corruption-inducing occupation,” declared Issacharoff. “My organization is dedicated to ending this illegal and immoral occupation by whatever means necessary, and if it takes beating Palestinians to get that job done, I’m prepared to do that.”

A court found Issacharoff’s earlier confession of having beaten Palestinians as contrary to the evidence and testimony of others present at the alleged incident, and not consistent with the alleged victim’s injuries. Issacharoff explained that his present offer is intended to make up for the previous omission, and that this time the evidence would leave no doubt that he had thoroughly abused Palestinians.

“The military establishment and the media supporting it are well versed in lies,” he added. “I plan to forestall any such ‘disproof’ of my evidence that the occupation corrupts our behavior, by making it impossible to deny that I have subjected the Palestinians of the Attorney General’s choice to my fists, boots, sticks, rocks, bottles, or even sharp implements – as long as the outcome is that Bibi gets indicted and we’re thus one step closer to bringing his brutal rule to an end. End the occupation!”

In a statement to the press, Attorney General Mandelblit declined Issacharoff’s offer. “It is heartening to see such intense interest in the functioning of this office,” it read. “However, we suggest the public allow us to handle the cases according to official procedures. Had Mr. Issacharoff offered to bribe members of this office, we might have a different response, and we might even have arranged for the judge to look surprised.”

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