By Heinrich Himmler Another Earth Day has come and gone, another Earth Day on which my part in making certain forests and fields in Eastern Europe greener has gone unrewarded. Does no one realize how much better the grass grows ...
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Feed SubscriptionMan Says He Knows How Dachau Inmates Felt Because He’s On Low-Carb Diet
“In terms of always wondering when you might ever feel a full stomach again, I got that.” Givatayim, April 23 – A local resident told reporters on Holocaust Remembrance Day that because he is adhering to a regimen that restricts ...
Read More »Maggid Of Mezeritch Reveals Gebrochts An April Fools Prank Gone Wild
The time has come to set the record straight, and that he never meant for people to take the concern seriously. Medzhybizh, Ukraine, April 19 – A chief disciple of the founder of the Hasidic movement revealed today that a ...
Read More »Einsatzgruppen Bitter That Now Everyone Talking Only About Gassing
“What are we, chopped liver?” Babi Yar, Ukraine, April 12 – Members of the special mobile SS killing squads tasked with mass shootings of Jews, intellectuals, clergy, political leaders, Communists, and other groups deemed “undesirable” by the Nazis voiced resentment ...
Read More »Goebbels Doesn’t Know Whether To Be Flattered Or Repulsed By Haaretz Column Offer
Publisher Amos Schocken made the offer in person, according to Haaretz. Berlin, March 26 – Nazi propaganda chief Josef Goebbels voiced conflicting emotions today over an invitation from the Israeli newspaper Haaretz to write a weekly op-ed article for them. The ...
Read More »Report: Underneath Clothing, Renaissance Popes Were Naked
“It was an Emperor’s New Clothes moment for us,” admitted Father Nithi. Rome, March 23 – Papal scholars have come to believe that some of the most venerable and venerated figures in Roman Catholicism were wearing nothing beneath their garments ...
Read More »Loaves And Fishes Suppliers Threatened By Jesus’s New Wholesale Operation
“Am I supposed to grow figs or something? I can see him causing my trees to wither and die, just to eliminate competition.” Capernaum, Galilee, March 9 – Sellers of loaves and fishes voiced concern today about losing business to ...
Read More »Holocaust Tourism Thriving, Prompting Europe To Mull Another One
The dramatic impact the ever-growing size of visiting groups has European leaders wondering what long-term impact another organized, mechanized mass-murder of Jews might contribute to the Continental economy fifty years from now. Oświęcim, Poland, March 5 – Each spring as ...
Read More »Next Thing You Know, Jews Will Be Judaizing The Bible!
By Ali Ahmad, Al-Aqsa Activist By now everyone knows of the Jews’ ongoing attempts to render Muslim sites Jewish, especially in the old city of Al-Quds (Jerusalem). Daily disruptive visits of Jewish settlers and provocateurs at the Haram al-Sharif, where ...
Read More »Rabbis Pronounce Ban On Talmud For Suggesting Moses Did Not Write Entire Torah
Some members of the Badatz are instructing their disciples and followers to disdain the earlier Jerusalem Talmud as well. Bnei Brak, February 15 – A group of spiritual authorities has barred the study of Talmud because the work states that ...
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