If the behavior of the land were any indication of its awareness, one might come to the erroneous conclusion that it favors non-Muslim rule. Jerusalem, November 17 – The strip of land nestled between the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan ...
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Feed SubscriptionMan Accused Of Leaking Disputation Questions To Nachmanides
“The rabbi knew exactly what points of Christian doctrine to attack, as if someone had gone through the Bible for him and marked the passages that undermine the faith.” Barcelona, November 2 – In the aftermath of Rabbi Moshe ben ...
Read More »UN Condemns Prague Golem As Violation Of Pillagers’ Rights
Representatives of the local clergy expressed satisfaction at the decision. Geneva, October 13 – The United Nations Human Rights Council held a session today on the Prague Jewish community’s use of a golem to defend against massacres by the non-Jewish ...
Read More »Renaissance Jesus Glad He Got That Skin-Whitening Treatment
“This is a good look for him. The whole melanin-reduction treatment really brings out his eyes.” Florence, September 15 – Jesus Christ voiced satisfaction today that he had undergone procedures to reduce the activity of pigment-producing cells in his skin ...
Read More »Palestinian Talmud Appropriated By Jews
“They even call it the ‘Jerusalem’ Talmud, as if that somehow makes it Jewish.” Jerusalem, September 6 – Advanced Jewish scholars have been studying and claiming as their own an ancient work called the Palestinian Talmud, in what Palestinian activists ...
Read More »Older Iraqi Misses Good Old Days When Jews Didn’t Fight Back
“Technology, politics, health care, and Jew-killing aren’t nearly as straightforward as they used to be.” Baghdad, August 24 – Rashid Muhammad, 90, has seen technological and economic advancement in his many years, but still considers his youth in Iraq a ...
Read More »Report: Blood Spots In Eggs Put There To Hide Leftover Matza Blood
Experts were able to match the samples with an Arab child from Hebron who had disappeared this past February. Jerusalem, August 17 – Researchers at the Hebrew University have determined that spots of blood in chicken eggs come not from the development ...
Read More »France Removes Jewish Citizens From WWII Death Statistics
It is in keeping with France’s newfound – which is to say, rediscovered – honesty over how the society feels about Jews. Paris, August 1 – Following the omission of Jews from the litanies of terrorist attack victims in France over the ...
Read More »Leningrad Appalled At Use Of Word ‘Siege’ To Describe Gaza
“Are bakeries in Gaza using a mixture of half flour and half sawdust?” Leningrad, Soviet Russia, July 20 – Residents of this city on the Baltic besieged by the Wehrmacht voiced outrage today upon being informed that Palestinian advocates would ...
Read More »OMG, Rashi. Is It Too Late To Disable Comments?
By God Rashi, you and I have to have a word or two. This penchant of yours for submitting comments on almost every post of Mine has gotten out of hand. I’m going to have to explore the option of ...
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