by Imam Aswalo Mafissis Mogadishu, Somalia, May 21 – Let us dispense once and for all with the wrong-headed notion that Jewish exile and longing for return can in any way trump the Islamic claim to Palestine, because exploring those ...
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by Zarah Sultana, Labour Party MP for Coventry South London, 21 April – Thank goodness that’s done. Feigning concern for the welfare of Jews one day a year on the anniversary of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising exacts a price in ...
Read More »Scholars: Facile Users Of Holocaust Analogies Exactly Like Nazis
“If you’re Jewish, don’t betray your brethren by cheapening the Holocaust for personal gain or political capital, you kapo.” Washington, DC, April 21 – Researchers at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in the nation’s capital repeated their warning today ...
Read More »Bethlehem Mohel Appalled At Sanitary Conditions Of Baby’s Manger
“If I didn’t know any better I’d wager these parents don’t expect the child to live out a full complement of years.” Bethlehem, Judea, December 26 – A man who agreed to circumcise the newborn son of a couple in ...
Read More »France Vows To Protect Remaining Undefaced Jewish Tombstone
Police will reassign officers who until now have guarded synagogues, yeshivas, and other Jewish community institutions. Paris, December 19 – The government of President Emmanuel Macron made a formal commitment today to safeguard the one Jewish grave marker in the ...
Read More »Fight Erupts Between Jews Planting Ancient Zionist Evidence And God Planting Fossils
Fake fossils to test faith vs. fake artifacts to displace indigenous Palestinians. Jerusalem, December 5 – Time-traveling Zionists tasked with manufacturing a convincing ancient history for Jewish presence and sovereignty in the Holy Land clashed with the Creator, witnesses report, ...
Read More »Man Explains Perpetual Tardiness As Rejection Of Culture That Produced Nazism
He arrived at his conscious ideological position after years of implementing it in practice. Jerusalem, October 24 – A resident with a propensity for lateness insisted today that his habitual tardiness represents a philosophical position that specifically differs from the ...
Read More »With Jews Sovereign And Prospering, Mideast Arabs Struggle To Find People To Look Down On
The traditional paradigm cannot account for a not-under-anyone’s-boot Jew. Petra, Jordan, August 21 – Generations of Muslim Arabs throughout the region long knew that no matter how low they sank on the social, economic, or political totem pole, at least ...
Read More »Land Shows Objections To Jewish Control By Blooming, Flourishing Under Jewish Control
Arab residents have tried to remedy the situation with bombs and incendiary devices to set alight as much farmland and nature as possible. Kibbutz Keturah, July 18 – The sacred Islamic land of Palestine has made clear its existential revulsion for Jews ...
Read More »Jewish Archaeological Finds Only Prove Jews Already Faking Native Status In 700 BCE
“Nothing but ancient fakes designed to hoodwink future archaeologists into believing Zionist propaganda.” Jerusalem, July 10 – Experts examining the evidence unearthed over the decades tying the Jewish people to the areas under current Israeli control note that such discoveries, ...
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