“We could just continue what we’ve been doing for years and fire our rockets at civilians, as the Germans did to Britain, but you wouldn’t know that’s a D-Day thing.” Caen, June 5 – The seventy-fifth anniversary of the Allied ...
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Experts confess inability to account for the phenomenon. Ankara, May 22 – Observers noted this week that not only do Islamists dedicate large portions of their minds to Jews and charge nothing for the space allotted, they appear to violate ...
Read More »Good Samaritan Checks Wayfarer’s Old Tweets Before Deciding Whether To Help
“Can you imagine what would have happened to me if I’d rendered assistance without an adequate search of the guy’s Twitter, and it turned out he had liked a tweet by someone who has been insufficiently vehement in denouncing unenthusiastic ...
Read More »In Response To Holdomor, Democrats Blast Islamophobia
Collectivization of agriculture and a poor harvest in 1932-33 led to the death by starvation of anywhere from 3-12 million Ukrainians and Moldavians. Washington, DC, March 20 – Millions of famine-related deaths in the largely-Christian Ukraine and Moldavia Republics of ...
Read More »Country That Harbored Nazi War Criminals Shocked At Mass Graves On Its Soil
Syria refused numerous extradition requests from European countries that sought to try Brunner for his hand in the deportation to death camps of 129,000 people. Raqqa, Syria, February 26 – A nation that gave sanctuary to one of the Holocaust’s ...
Read More »There Was No Holocaust And Thanks Hitler For Killing All Those Jews
By Salam Jabari, Egyptian Academic Cairo, February 20 – Our society must not fall prey to the pernicious notions infecting other cultures, chiefly the idea that Hitler led the slaughter of millions of Jews. Conceding that Jews have suffered compromises ...
Read More »Near-Total Overlap Of Antisemitism And Anti-Zionism Just A Coincidence
Anti-Zionists-not-antisemites voiced gratification at the publication of the study. London, February 11 – Researchers have determined that the uncanny correlation between hatred for Jews and opposition to Israel constitutes a statistical fluke, a recent study reports, cautioning that observers ought ...
Read More »Abbas OKs Teaching Holocaust If Textbooks Say Jews ‘Stormed’ Auschwitz
“Our teachers will be free to discuss the German-led extermination of Jews in Europe, provided they phrase their lessons to imply that the Nazis had no choice but to kill all the Jews threatening to overrun Birkenau, Belsen, Mauthausen, and Sobibor, for ...
Read More »Culture Whose Word For ‘Black Man’ Is ‘Slave’ Rebukes West For Racism
“Do not even get me started on the treatment of women,” snapped Egyptian scholar Alnisa’ Eahirat. Doha, January 17 – A group of societies from the Mediterranean to southeast Asia whose common heritage includes a language that equates dark-skinned Africans ...
Read More »Einstein Presented With Dice God Uses To Shape Universe
Gabriel introduced the award at a ceremony to honor Einstein on the occasion of the latter finally passing Heaven’s entrance exam. Paradise, January 9 – A Nobel laureate who made unparalleled advances in the theories underpinning human comprehension of the cosmos ...
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