"We need to pull numbers out of a Russian butt instead of a Palestinian one; out of a Canadian derriere instead of a South African one."
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Typo Results In Thousands Of Fit, Muscular Troops Converging On IDF Buff Zone
About 95% of the buff soldiers in the zone are men, but the female specimens attract more attention.
Read More »US: Israel Responding To Hezbollah Ceasefire Violations Violates Ceasefire
"This reflects longstanding regional norms."
Read More »Defense Ministry Could Save 2 Billion Per Year By Not Ordering Donuts From Roladin
Watchdog groups thinking that the entire national budget could shrink by up to 17 billion shekels per year.
Read More »Number Of Americans Dying In Wars For Israel Now Up To 0
An increase of a full zero percent over the figure for one year ago.
Read More »History Footnotes Getting Crowded With Hezbollah Leader Names
A distraction in the main paragraphs but incorrect to ignore entirely.
Read More »Israelis Taunting Hezbollah, Hamas By Living In Flimsy Huts Despite Rockets
Akin to the 'Keep Calm and Carry On' campaign of Londoners during the Blitz.
Read More »IAF Pilots Put In For $23M In US Reward Money For Wanted Hezbollah Men
"President Biden told Israel not to kill [Hezbollah leader Sheikh Hassan] Nasrallah last October when the IDF had him in their sights."
Read More »Hezbollah Vows Ineffectual, Pathetic Retaliation ‘At A Time Of Our Choosing’
"We will unleash untold wrath on a field of straw somewhere outside the town of Shlomi!"
Read More »Report: Gaza Not Starving, Just Won’t Eat Because Full Of BS
The largest fecal element involves the notion that Israel can or will be destroyed.
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