Biden will rush to explain that Israel probably deserves it. Tel Aviv, November 8 – The White House sought today to reinforce its support for a maritime boundary and resource-sharing agreement between the the Jewish State and its northern neighbor ...
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“The world was an entirely peaceful place until the Zionists came and disturbed everything.” Tel Aviv, October 30 – International organizations calling attention to the Jewish State’s actions and how they affect Palestinians stressed the importance today of maintaining focus ...
Read More »Palestinians Warn UK Embassy Move Will Bring Violence, As If Anyone Could Tell Difference
“Palestinian threats have become part of the background noise, part of the scenery, like pigeons crapping all over everything and everyone in Trafalgar Square.” Ramallah, October 19 – Leaders of various Palestinian factions threatened today that if British Prime Minister Liz ...
Read More »Israel Considers Kidnapping Uighurs: Regimes That Do So Have Their Abuses Ignored
If Israel does as China does, the thinking goes, Israel-bashing will dissipate. Tel Aviv, October 6 – Ministry of Defense officials refused to deny reports today that the Jewish State’s international intelligence and operations arm has granted preliminary approval to ...
Read More »Activist: Zionists Antisemitic Because Israel Didn’t Bomb Auschwitz
Anachronistic framing by anti-Zionists and other antisemites has a venerable history. New York, September 22 – The leader of a pro-Palestinian group at the City University of New York leveled a new charge at the people he accuses of oppressing ...
Read More »Palestinian Technology Posthumously Turns Adult Fighters Into Children
The Before-Interment Alteration System, or BIAS. Tel Aviv, September 12 – Israeli military and Defense Ministry officials voiced concern today over a device that various terrorist factions appear to have in their possession, one that takes any corpse of a gun-wielding, ...
Read More »Europe-Funded Palestinians Fight For Same Illegal Land-Grab
“I don’t know where these scumbags got the idea that they could just rumble in and steal our perfectly legitimate theft.” North of Jerusalem, September 5 – Two groups of activists with financial backing from separate German political entities clashed ...
Read More »NGOs Working On Strategy To Call Israeli Gaza Attack Tunnel Barrier ‘Apartheid Wall’ Also
“‘Apartheid’ is the hot term right now.” Gaza City, August 25 – Reports of Israel’s military neutralizing yet another underground passage from this coastal territory into the Jewish State has challenged human rights groups to find ways that they can spin ...
Read More »Occupation Forces Palestinian Official To Divert Precious Water To His 4 Pools
“It’s a longtime problem,” agreed Abbig Hattub, assistant manager of a Jericho-area water park that has never cut back on its water use. Jericho, August 16 – A high-ranking functionary of Mahmoud Abbas’s government blamed Israel for exacerbating the shortage of ...
Read More »Palestinians Shift To Rockets That Only Kill Palestinians; NGOs Still Blame Israel
“We get much more political mileage out of killing our own children than killing theirs.” Gaza City, August 7 – Militant leaders in this coastal territory have come to appreciate that the propaganda value of dead Gazan children outweighs even Israeli ...
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