“They prioritize their rocket use for something other than killing Jews…?” Gaza City, September 30 – A series of attacks on Hamid Karzai International Airport by various militant Islamist groups has residents of this coastal enclave and others farther inland ...
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Feed SubscriptionHamas Urges *ALL* Its Foes To Get U.S. Training Like Afghans, Fatah
Hamas was among the first to congratulate the Taliban this week. Gaza City, August 19 – Leaders of the Islamist militant movement that governs this coastal territory have noticed the catastrophic track record of American efforts to produce quality military ...
Read More »International Community Insists They Definitely Would Have Tsked Loudly If Arabs Had Genocided Jews In ’48
Perhaps even an outright utterance of, “Terrible, just terrible.” New York, August 10 – Representatives of global organizations and of nations touting themselves as defenders of the global order fired back today at Israeli and Jewish advocates, arguing that, contrary ...
Read More »Child-Sacrificing Canaanites Reject Palestinian Time-Travelers As Too Barbaric
“They seemed to have this weird notion that there are limits on what you can do to children for the collective good.” Hinnom Valley, July 29 – A scientific effort to alter history to conform to a narrative under which Palestinians constitute ...
Read More »EU Furious: Terrorist Attacks It Funded Didn’t Kill Only Jews
“Operations that end up killing non-Jews, even if the latter carry Israeli citizenship, cannot and will not be tolerated.” Brussels, July 21 – European Commission officials voiced their shock and displeasure today at reports that monies they had provided to ...
Read More »Boy Suspects Dog That Ate Homework A Mossad Agent
“I have made some interesting friends since going public about my suspicions.” London, July 12 – A student whose grades suffered this past school year because his pet kept attacking and swallowing his assignments before he could submit them believes ...
Read More »Syria, Yemen Parents Shipping Kids To Gaza So NY Times Will Notice Their Deaths
In Gaza, at least if they die some tragic or criminal death the international media will pay attention, because Jews. Gaza City, July 1- Families from elsewhere in the region have taken to paying human traffickers to smuggle children into this ...
Read More »Palestinian Says Was Raped By New Israeli Laser
“We find his account credible, because we find anything that makes Israel look bad credible.” Gaza City, June 22 – A former prisoner in Israeli military detention told activists and journalists that the Jewish State’s newest defense weapon, which intercepts ...
Read More »Biden Not Going To Let Pesky Thing Like Iran’s Genocidal Ambitions Get In Way Of Deal
Jewish sovereignty and safety must cede priority to the overarching objective of cementing Iran as the hegemonic power in the Middle East by means of genocidal campaigns across the region. Washington, June 13 – A representative of the current presidential administration assured reporters ...
Read More »Iran Insists Sunken Frigate Actually On Important Underwater Mission
“The decoy operation was a complete success.” Tehran, June 2 – An Iranian navy vessel that caught fire under mysterious circumstances today and sank is in fact conducting important undersea operations, and not, as Zionist propaganda would have you believe, ...
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