PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

“Shocking that anyone tolerates this happening again and again.” Gaza City, May 24 – The population of this coastal territory continued to tally its dead from a flurry of violence between militant factions and Israel last week and the week ...

“We have them exactly where we want them.” Gaza City, May 11 – Members of an Islamist movement that Israel and Egypt restrict to a narrow section of land along the Mediterranean coast voiced confidence today that their endeavors will ...

They might even keep the aid package intact without reducing it by one penny. Washington, April 29 – Congressional opponents of the Jewish State clarified today that they do not seek to eliminate American funding to advance that country’s defense capabilities, ...

“Let me say it again: JEWS. PRAYING. You can just feel the existential threat.” Jerusalem, April 12 – Israeli law enforcement authorities confirmed today that their policies stem from the assumption that Jews engaging in quiet worship rituals near the ...

“He’s been acting weird lately,” admitted a staffer. “I mean, weirder than usual.” Tehran, April 12 – A series of suspected Israeli sabotage activities affecting Iran’s ability to project regional power and develop its nuclear weapons program have also engendered ...

“I don’t really know how to react,” admitted the rock, “but I’ll probably have plenty of time to ruminate on it.” Nebi Saleh, March 30 – A broken-off portion of dolomite outcropping that lay untouched for eons as species evolved ...

One juicy line of gossip insists the lover is a man, not a woman. Rafah, March 18 – Scandal erupted today in this city on the Palestinian side of the Egyptian border when a wife unearthed her husband’s activities down ...

Much otherwise-valuable agricultural land remains inaccessible. Golan Heights, March 9 – Numerous areas of this elevated strategic plateau remain off-limits or hazardous to human passage because of the decades-old presence of antipersonnel explosive devices that once protected Israel’s frontiers with Syria ...

He practiced a small detonation but injured his little brother. Hebron, February 25 – Citing what he calls the lockdown’s “devastating effect” on his family, a local resident who aspires to kill Israelis by detonating an explosive belt he wears ...

But can any UN body survive without Israel-bashing and Palestinian-infantilizing as its center of gravity? New York, February 16 – Medical professionals have concluded that a leading international children’s welfare organization suffers from an unique kind of attention-deficit that manifests ...