Much otherwise-valuable agricultural land remains inaccessible. Golan Heights, March 9 – Numerous areas of this elevated strategic plateau remain off-limits or hazardous to human passage because of the decades-old presence of antipersonnel explosive devices that once protected Israel’s frontiers with Syria ...
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He practiced a small detonation but injured his little brother. Hebron, February 25 – Citing what he calls the lockdown’s “devastating effect” on his family, a local resident who aspires to kill Israelis by detonating an explosive belt he wears ...
Read More »UNICEF Diagnosed With Peculiar Form Of ADHD; ‘Only When Palestinian Child-Soldiers Mentioned’
But can any UN body survive without Israel-bashing and Palestinian-infantilizing as its center of gravity? New York, February 16 – Medical professionals have concluded that a leading international children’s welfare organization suffers from an unique kind of attention-deficit that manifests ...
Read More »Biden Admin Hints At Selling F-35s To Iran Instead Of UAE
“Nothing in their rhetoric indicates they would make destructive use of such technology, provided you disregard about half their rhetoric and all of their actions.” Washington, February 7 – Senior administration officials suggested today that the review announced two weeks ago ...
Read More »Society That Kept Jews Down For 1400 Years Obviously The Underdog
“We poor Muslims have never fared well against an enemy with such superior numbers.” Beirut, January 28 – Leaders of various military and paramilitary groups across the Levant and beyond restated their longstanding contention this week that their culture, which dominated ...
Read More »Hamas Commander Not Sure About Wife’s ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ Kitchen Décor
“You’re not some Karen in the American suburbs who wants to speak to the manager; you’re the wife of a warrior for Islam.” Gaza City, January 19 – The leader of an Islamist militant unit focused on confronting the Zionist ...
Read More »IDF Critics Note That Nazis Also Used Weapons, Helmets
Other shared practices include drafting, training, operating an air force, maintaining naval facilities, and wearing uniforms. Geneva, January 7 – Human rights groups and international organizations drew dark parallels today between Israel’s military and Germany under Adolph Hitler, noting that the ...
Read More »Iran: Successful Israeli Missile-Defense Test A ‘Grave Provocation’
“This dangerous attitude of Jews thinking they can be sovereign must cease.” Tehran, December 30 – Leaders of the Islamic republic of Iran denounced a test of Israel’s layered air defense capabilities that took place earlier this month, calling the ...
Read More »NGOs Forced To Go With ‘Israel Won’t Supply Palestinians With COVID Vaccine’ Instead Of ‘Israel Encouraging Palestinians To Stick One Another With Needles’
“I think our donors will take it in stride.” Ramallah, December 21 – Activists seeking to frame every Middle East development as a function of Israeli perfidy and depravity have in recent days admitted feeling compelled to shift rhetorical stances ...
Read More »COVID Lockdowns An Israeli Plot To Prevent Activists From Serving As Human Shields For Violent Palestinians
“Qui bono?” Hebron, December 10 – Representatives of international human rights NGOs and of local Palestinian groups observed this week the suspicious convenience of the worldwide pandemic that has hampered international travel and the movement of people and the propaganda benefit that ...
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