The destruction also targets condoms, a move that human rights groups characterize as an Israeli effort to spread sexually-transmitted diseases in Gaza. Gaza Envelope, August 24 – Israel’s military keeps taking aim at Palestinian toys for children and using either bullets or lasers ...
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Feed SubscriptionBlockade Forces Gaza Car Dealer To Sell BMWs Only To Wealthy
Israel allows in only those goods and materials that have no clear military use, but limits the quantity thereof to however much the people of Gaza want to bring in and pay for. Rafah, August 13 – An entrepreneur in ...
Read More »UN Silent As Israel Again Shoots Down Helpless Hamas Missiles
“Defenseless missiles get blasted out of the sky by monstrous creations of imperialist powers hell-bent on repressing the legitimate resistance of oppressed peoples to settler-colonialism.” Sderot, August 4 – Human rights and pro-Palestinian activists fumed today at the international community’s ...
Read More »Successful Syrian Interceptions Of IAF Listed With UFO, Bigfoot Sightings
“I’m excited about this addition,” gushed Gimlin Patterson, a cryptozoology documentary filmmaker. Damascus, July 23 – Cryptozoologists and other enthusiasts of paranormal phenomena have begun including Assad regime claims of thwarted Israeli airborne operations in their logs of unconfirmed-but-definitely-real incidents, ...
Read More »In Latest Iran Defense Disaster, IRGC Radios Playing Only Accordion Music
“Everything is a goddamn polka.” Tehran, July 15 – The Islamic Republic’s ongoing security debacles continued Wednesday with reports that the regime’s main military and strategic arm finds itself in the midst of a communications breakdown as a result of ...
Read More »Mossad Hints At Responsibility For Gas Buildup In Ayatollah’s Gut
Security stinks. Tel Aviv, July 6 – Offhand comments by senior Israeli intelligence officials today appeared to allude to an element of Israel’s alleged ongoing operations inside the Islamic republic of Iran to degrade that foe’s weapons capability across the ...
Read More »Palestinians Warn Annexation Will Spark Same Constant Attempts To Kill Jews As Always
“Those consequences will be hard to discern unless we specify them, because they will consist of the same continued attempts to rid the territory between the River and the Sea of Jews.” Gaza City, June 25 – Leaders on both ...
Read More »Abbas Threatens To Abrogate Agreements He Never Kept Anyway
Analysts differ on whether this eighty-fifth threat will prove as effective as the previous eighty-four. Ramallah, June 16 – This de facto Palestinian capital city once again felt political and diplomatic waves after the Palestinian Authority president warned for the ...
Read More »Janitor At Mossad HQ Accidentally Switches On ‘Riots Across US’ Device
Mossad technicians only realized on Tuesday that the stateside violence came from their machine. Tel Aviv, June 4 – Israeli secret intelligence officials and agents scrambled today to mitigate damage that resulted since late last week when a maintenance worker ...
Read More »Arab Demonization Of Israel An Israeli Plot To Keep Out Arabs Fleeing Arab Tyranny
Leaders feared becoming overwhelmed by Arab refugees whose sheer numbers would negate the country as a Jewish state. Tel Aviv, May 21 – Document leaks from within an Israeli intelligence organization revealed this week that longstanding animosity from surrounding Arab ...
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