“Handlers select specific terrorists they assess will respond positively to an invitation, and engage them in the ‘persona’ of the sheep or goat.” Tel Aviv, February 27 – Israel’s intelligence agency augmented its achievements this week in the ongoing confrontation ...
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“Could you explain exactly what the problem is here?” remarked a representative of the EU. Hebron, February 18 – A Fatah faction bursar finds himself unable to decide whether to forward the promised financial incentives to the family of a man ...
Read More »Ghost Of Rachel Corrie Condemned To Watching Helplessly Whenever IDF Destroys Hamas Weapons
“Ms. Corrie inhabits the eternity she created for herself.” Rafah, February 6 – The departed spirit of an American activist who sought to shield a terrorist armaments cache with her body but ended up crushed by a bulldozer must spend ...
Read More »IDF Mess Halls Notice Declining Quality Of Palestinian Child Meat
Other sources remain available, and cheaper alternatives certainly exist, such as all the African migrants now in southern Tel Aviv. Kissufim, January 29 – Military sources report that the freshness, flavor, and tenderness of the flesh from kidnapped children under ...
Read More »Female Palestinian Terrorist Lifetime Pensions Only 70% Of Males’
In terms of wage discrimination of this type, Palestine performs no better than any Western country. Ramallah, January 20 – Feminist organizations voiced outrage this week upon the publication of statistics indicating that Palestinian Authority payments to murderers of Jewish ...
Read More »After US-Iran Escalation, Israel Braces For More Empty Threats
Iran remains stretched thin militarily and economically, and its allies in the region face their own difficulties, making attacks on Israel less likely. Tel Aviv, January 9 – IDF and government officials maintained a heightened state of alert today in ...
Read More »Hamas Calls Off Gaza Fence Riots Till March To Replenish Human Shield Stockpile
Suspension of the organized protests does not mean Hamas or its Islamist allies in the Gaza Strip will suspend other attempts to kill Jews. Gaza City, December 31 – The militant Islamist group that governs this coastal territory announced this week it has ...
Read More »Organizers Shocked That Bethlehem Christmas Tree Not Supposed To Have Bombs Underneath
The discovery will not change official Palestinian plans. Bethlehem, Palestinian Authority, December 19 – Nonplussed community and government officials expressed puzzlement and surprise today upon encountering the fact that the public display of yuletide symbols includes no traditional elements geared ...
Read More »Palestinians Go Record 3 Weeks Without Sacrificing Kids To Make IDF Look Evil
Not for lack of trying. Near Gaza border fence with Israel, December 11 – Organizers of the once-weekly violent demonstrations against Israel at this location today confessed experiencing unprecedented built-up tension since last month’s bursts of rocket fire into Jewish ...
Read More »Meretz Head Demands IDF Mistreat Palestinians So His Tweets Won’t Be False
“The only way to remedy this is to transform IDF policy to match the preconceived image that dovetails with what prompts our funding sources in Europe.” Tel Aviv, December 2 – The leader of Israel’s main far-left delegation in the Knesset called ...
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