"Not a metaphor, but also, yes, a metaphor," Beelzebub stated.
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Foes Thought Mass Flight Of Israelis They Imagined Post-10/7 Would Dent Population By Now
"Our premises can't be wrong - those are axiomatic," he explained, detailing the difficulty.
Read More »Uncoordinated Assassination Squads Gave Arafat’s Polonium Poisoning AIDS
The man died from a boring old infection a few months later instead.
Read More »Monster Under Gaza Child’s Bed Cramped By Hamas Tunnel Shaft
"I can't do my job under these conditions."
Read More »Visitors At Hamas Booth At Columbia Job Fair Disappointed By Lack Of Sloganeering Positions
"I thought my experience holding a janitor hostage would be an asset."
Read More »‘Your Violence Just Creates More Enemies’ Argument Used Only Against One Side
"Houthis fail to appreciate is that they only spawn more Israeli soldiers with each drone launch at Israel," not a single diplomat has observed.
Read More »Israel Refuses To Stop Gaza Genocide Happening In Imagination Of Haters
Imaginary IDF atrocity after imaginary atrocity has driven the activists to extreme levels of frustration.
Read More »Pallywood Actors, Directors Still Not Convincing Enough For Major Film Studios
"I should have remembered the Jews control Hollywood."
Read More »Red Cross Accuses IDF Of Targeting Waaambulance
"Israel causes immense damage to our work."
Read More »New Smuggling Shipment To Hamas Brings Crucial Dolls, Stuffed Toys For Staged Photos
How and where to use the supplies is left to the discretion of local Hamas personnel.
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