The change does not mean UNICEF will ignore Palestinian child welfare. “Our organization will continue to act as assiduously as ever in denouncing Israel.” New York, May 23 – The foremost world body dedicated to promoting the welfare of children ...
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“Ms. Tlaib expressed our aims as succinctly as anyone could.” Tehran, May 14 – Leaders of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps voiced frustration today with widespread misunderstanding of its role in arming, training, and funding Islamist militant groups throughout the ...
Read More »Hamas Fires Rockets Into Mediterranean To Train For When Jews Already Driven Into Sea
“It’s encouraging that Hamas appears to be looking beyond victory at what actual policy looks like in the absence of their lifelong enemy.” Gaza City, May 1 – Military planners of the Islamist movement that governs this territory conducted a missile test ...
Read More »Palestinians To Reject Any Peace Plan That Ends War
Trump’s son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner disclosed yesterday that the deal will be released in June. Ramallah, April 18 – Anticipation of US President Donald Trump’s long-awaited peace plan for the Middle East has prompted various interested parties to make ...
Read More »JVP, If Not Now To Cut Out Middle Man, Kill Israelis Directly
“We will now be recruiting for trips to counter the poison that Birthright dispenses: trips during which, instead of simply yelling at Zionists for not caring about Palestinians, our participants kill Birthright participants.” New York, April 9 – Two American ...
Read More »Hamas Accidentally Vows Genocide Again
Hamas sympathizers, meanwhile, insisted that the movement does not target civilians with its genocidal rhetoric. Gaza City, March 27 – For the third time this week, the Islamist terrorist group that runs this coastal territory sought to assure the international ...
Read More »Allies Unsure Whether To Classify Sheep Seized From ISIS As Looted Property Or Freed Sex Slaves
The specifications of the law are unclear. Raqqa, Syria, March 20 – The coalition of nations and armed groups working to eliminate the last stronghold of the Islamic State in the Middle East face a dilemma in determining whether to treat ...
Read More »Factory Adds ‘Not To Be Used To Carry Explosives’ Stamp To Balloons Exported To Gaza
“That’s got to be one imbecile of an end user. Are they American?” Guangzhou, March 11 – Staff at a manufacturer of synthetic rubber festive accessories in this Chinese port city voiced frustration with the Palestinian militant movement Hamas today ...
Read More »IDF Stunned To Discover Producing Generals-Turned-Politicians Not Core Mission
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” retorted Gantz, who heads the party with the best chance of unseating Netanyahu this April 9. Tel Aviv, February 28 – Israeli military officials expressed shock and confusion today upon realizing their organization’s main ...
Read More »Hamas Switches To Peaceful Bombs For Peaceful Killing Of Jews
“The moral victories are important,” a spokesman stressed. Beit Hanoun, Gaza Strip, February 19 – Border units attacking Israel along the fence at the edge of this coastal territory have begun transitioning to the use of more peaceful deadly violence, ...
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