“What we have here is an ongoing effort to give the enemy things to destroy.” Gaza City, December 4 – Activists working toward the economic, political, and cultural isolation of the Jewish State voiced frustration today that the Palestinian movement ...
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Feed SubscriptionHamas Member Dismissed For Firing Personal Rockets On Company Time
His use of company rockets constituted only the latest in a long-running pattern of misuse of company resources for personal purposes. Khan Yunis, November 21 – A militant in the Gaza Strip lost his job with the terrorist group that ...
Read More »NGOs Call Israel Shooting Down Hamas Rockets ‘Disproportionate’
Shooting down the rockets in mid-flight presupposes both malicious intent and actual damage or harm. New York, November 14 – Human rights groups denounced Israel today for its use of a missile defense system against weapons launched from the Gaza ...
Read More »Mossad Changes Iran Nuclear Password To “••••••••••••••”
Psychological warfare as much as technical sabotage. Tehran, November 5 – Officials in the Islamic Republic of Iran’s atomic weapons development program found themselves locked out of the system governing the initiative this week after Israel’s secret intelligence agency neutralized ...
Read More »Mossad Postpones Tehran Earthquake Till Agents Finish Stealing Mullahs’ Shoes
The agency aims to leverage control of Iran’s seismic activity and its weather to bring the enemy country to its knees. Tel Aviv, October 25 – Israel’s secret intelligence service has delayed the operation of its newest seismic device to ...
Read More »Israel To Unleash Electric Bikes On Gaza
Israel’s maniac reserves should be able to handle the necessary level of supply with no significant problem. Tel Aviv, October 16 – Defense officials announced today a new tactic in quelling the unrest emanating from the autonomous Palestinian coastal territory ...
Read More »NGOs Cite Sukkah Disassembly As Evidence Israel Has No Problem Demolishing Settlements
One observer remarked on the callous disposal of the palm leaves that served as roofing for some of the structures, indicating a lack of sentimental attachment to the homes. Tel Aviv, October 3 – Activists urging a complete Israeli withdrawal ...
Read More »Israel To Allow Only Women On Temple Mount; ‘Throw Rocks Like Girls’
If the program proves successful, they and the IDF will consider expanding it to other areas prone to Arab violence. Jerusalem, July 25 – Police will restrict entry to the compound housing a disputed holy site following outbreaks of violence, ...
Read More »Rights Groups: Why Doesn’t Gaza Fence Have Fence To Prevent Palestinians From Approaching, Getting Shot?
Some human rights advocates believe a single additional fence does not go far enough. Sderot, July 18 – Critics of Israel’s treatment of Palestinians censured the IDF today for neglecting to take precautions that they assert would save Palestinian lives ...
Read More »Palestinians Make 4-Item List Of Israeli Actions Not Considered ‘Declaration Of War’
“It should free us up to incite our people to murderous violence instead of having to meet each and every Israeli move with a separate such statement.” Ramallah, July 11 – Officials of the Palestinian Authority that governs the entity’s ...
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