Incendiary balloons and kites from Gaza have become par for the course in Israel’s south over the last several months. Kissufim, July 4 – Mounting damage from Palestinian balloons and kites attached to incendiary devices has prompted defense officials to ...
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The prevailing understanding relies on what some consider an insufficient level of opposition to Jewish sovereignty, humanity, and self-defense. Tel Aviv, June 28 – Academics looking for the hottest possible take on Israel’s on-the-ground moves to reduce its direct control over ...
Read More »Palestinians Running Out Of Innocent Things To Weaponize
Last week saw a balloon with “I Love You” printed on it land in an Israeli community near Gaza, attached to a small bomb. Gaza City, June 21 – Residents of this coastal Mediterranean territory warned today that there remain ...
Read More »Hamas To Advise Kim On Oppressing Own People For Political Gain
“Mr. Kim has much to learn from us, and we are willing teachers.” Gaza City, June 14 – Openness that many hope will come in the aftermath of a summit between the leaders of the US and North Korea has ...
Read More »Hamas Executing Human Shields Who Failed To Keep Its Men From Getting Shot
Al-Zahar declined to specify the number of designated human shield/martyrs slated for execution as a result of the fiasco. Gaza City, June 5 – The militant Islamist organization behind much of the rioting over the last several months at the ...
Read More »Stabbing, Bus-Bombing, Arson-Committing, Plane-Hijacking, Car-Ramming, Firebomb-Throwing, Civilian-Shooting, Violence-Inciting Palestinians Don’t Know What Else To Do To Convince You They’re Innocent Victims
“We have a hard time figuring out how the heck else to convey our innocent victim status through our behavior.” Ramallah, May 30 – Frustrated Palestinians engaged in wanton destruction of Israeli property and in malicious violence toward Jews cannot ...
Read More »Palestinian Already Interviewed 6 Times Since Killed By IDF
“I could barely get off the stretcher after the cameras stopped pointing at it.” Near the Erez Border Crossing, May 23 – A man slain at the hand of an Israeli sniper during disturbances at the fence separating the territory ...
Read More »Iranian Forces In Syria Having Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day
They think they’ll move to Afghanistan. Aleppo, May 10 – Shiite militias in Syria went to bed with a nuclear deal protecting them and now it’s blown up in their face and when they got out of bed this morning they ...
Read More »Gaza Mother Not Sure Her Baby Ready Yet To Throw Full-Size Molotov Cocktail
It marks the third such voluble exchange between Ali and Buthayna since the current wave of protests along the border with Israel began several weeks ago. Suja’iyya, Gaza Strip, May 2 – A local couple fell into fierce argument this ...
Read More »Cop Who Tried To Enforce Gun Laws Among Arabs Let Off With Warning This Time
The policewoman failed to appreciate the importance of knowing when to enforce the law and when to feign powerlessness or lack of resources. Beer Sheva, April 24 – A rookie policeman who arrested a Bedouin for a firearms violation faced ...
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