“I never knew what a person could do when provoked by the absence of a chocolate confection where there should have been one.” Canberra, Australia, July 31 – Aviation and law enforcement officials are warning of an Islamist plot against ...
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Feed SubscriptionIDF Use Of Only ‘White’ Phosphorus Prompts Charges Of Racism
“We should not be to surprised, given what this organization has previously documented about Israel.” Oslo, July 26 – Human rights activists monitoring Israeli military actions are calling the Jewish State’s deployment of white phosphorus during conflicts in Lebanon and ...
Read More »Arab Hope Of Defeating Israel Just A Mossad Plot To Keep Them Distracted
It turns on the axiom that Muslims and Arabs cannot be blamed for their misfortune. Gaza City, July 19 – Sources within the intelligence community have uncovered evidence that prolonged Arab opposition to the Israel under the misapprehension that it ...
Read More »Ostensible Metal Detectors At Temple Mount Actually Detect Muslim Inferiority Complex
“The Waqf can’t claim to be in control of Islam’s ‘third-holiest site’ if Israel can impose such procedures without their consent.” Jerusalem, July 17 – Islamic authorities at the sacred compound containing the Al Aqsa Mosque and the Dome of ...
Read More »Report Of Muslims Serving In IDF Gives Roger Waters Brain Aneurysm
Neurologists suggested that the challenge to his sensibilities presented by actual facts may have been too much for his system to assimilate. Southampton, Long Island – Former Pink Floyd bassist and frontman Roger Waters suffered a bulge in a cerebral ...
Read More »4 Injured In IDF Warehouse When Mishap Opens Cans Of Whup-Ass
Army regulations call for cans of any substance as volatile as whup-ass to be secured in such a fashion that they are not subject to sudden impact. Zikkim, July 6 – Two soldiers and two civilian contractors suffered injuries this ...
Read More »Hezbollah Now Boasts Experience Destroying TWO Arab Countries
The last five years in Syria have shown the depth and intensity of the movement’s dedication to bringing such destruction to other Arab countries. Tel Aviv, July 2 – Analysts at Israel’s Ministry of Defense have been focusing on the ...
Read More »Man Who Told Wife He Was Going To Be Suicide Bomber Just Hiding Affair
The identity of the couple has not been specified in the reports. Qalqiliya, June 28 – A Palestinian woman discovered her husband was having an affair when the suicide bombing her told her he was going to commit never happened, ...
Read More »Iran Threatens To Aim Missiles At Palestinians That Will Miss And Hit Israel
They also threatened to target Israel’s offshore gas fields in the Mediterranean by aiming the weapons for Cyprus or Egypt. Tehran, June 21 – The Islamic Republic of Iran has modified its anti-Israel rhetoric in the last two days to ...
Read More »Activists Who Campaigned For Giving Golan To Syria Not Bringing It Up Much Now For Some Reason
Syria falls apart, Israel’s biggest existential enemy gains a foothold across the border, and now those people fall silent? Majdal Shams, Golan Heights, June 19 – This town abutting the border with Syria once brimmed with agitation for a return ...
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