Supply of the pork is expected come from the herds of wild boars that have lived in the area since ancient times. Ramat HaSharon, June 14 – Engineers at Israel’s government-owned arms enterprise have developed projectiles with pieces of pig ...
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Feed Subscription4 Million Injured In Hand-Wringing Over 50 Years Since 6-Day War
Medical facilities in New York, Berkeley, London, Paris, and other strongholds of anti-Israel feeling in the West have experienced an marked increase in outpatient demand. New York, June 8 – Hospitals around the world reported an influx of emergency room ...
Read More »Media Gearing Up To Describe Iran Nuke As ‘Crude, Homemade’ If Used On Israel
“Technically, since Iran is trying to develop the nuclear weapons and delivery technology domestically, we can use the word ‘homemade.'” Gaza City, June 5 – Journalists and editors of new operations covering the Middle East have begun to prepare for ...
Read More »IDF Using Covfefe On Palestinians
An IDF spokesman declined to answer whether the IDF obtained covfefe from American suppliers under existing military aid agreements. Gaza City, June 1 – Human rights groups are alleging that the Israel Air Force has deployed munitions containing covfefe against ...
Read More »Hamas Drafts Tunnel-Digging Kids To Run On Hamster Wheels For Electricity
Fuel shortages for Gaza’s power plant, the result of Palestinian infighting, mean only two or three hours of electricity are available for the territory’s residents each day. Gaza City, May 24 – The Islamist group that runs this coastal territory ...
Read More »Israel To Bring Down Ayatollahs By Putting Them On Public Housing Waiting List
Soon enough, the Ayatollahs will lose all hope of getting help from the people who are supposed to help them, and they’ll decide to end it all. Tel Aviv, May 22 – Israeli leaders have hit upon what they believe ...
Read More »Trump May Have Burned Mossad Agent In Charge Of Controlling Your Thoughts
“As far as anyone can tell, the only person who has been affected by the mind-control system is the current reader of this article, but that does not mean others will not be affected soon enough.” Washington, May 17 – ...
Read More »IDF Bulldozer Demolishes ‘Breaking The Silence’ Claims Of War Crimes
The use of a D-9 to demolish fabricated claims of Israeli misconduct against Palestinians is less frequent, as under most circumstances the willful distortions collapse under their own weight after a short period. Tel Aviv, May 10 – The Israeli ...
Read More »Egypt Demolishes Gaza Smuggling Tunnel, Cutting Supply Of Luxury Cars
“It’s unbearable, this siege,” complained a Hamas operative who splits his time between training the next generation of militants and serving on the administrative committee at a UNRWA school. Rafah, Gaza Strip, May 8 – Egyptian military forces detonated charges ...
Read More »Exclusive Palestinian Gang Requires Applicants Get Shot To Death Trying To Stab Jews
Martyrs’ Blood is dominated by the local Qawasme clan, whose members even the violent Hamas movement has trouble restraining. Hebron, May 4 – Hopeful Palestinian youths aiming to earn acceptance to one of the toughest street gangs in this contested ...
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