Trophy will handle multiple threats at the same time, allowing drivers to concentrate of driving instead of avoiding Palestinian rocks and bombs. Tel Aviv, April 30 – Continued targeting of Israeli cars by Palestinians on the roads of Judea and ...
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“Thousands of my family members live underground in that area.” Gaza City, April 25 – Leaders of Hamas and other Palestinian officials decried Israel’s construction of a subterranean wall to block infiltration from the Gaza Strip, accusing the Jewish State ...
Read More »Hamas Asks If Using Only 50% Of Gaza Aid For Terrorism OK
Instead of many hundreds of millions of dollars per year in aid going primarily to tunnels and weapons, would those governments still provide the much-needed aid if the terrorism allocation were reduced to only a few hundred million? Gaza City, ...
Read More »Archaeologists Find Remnants Of Obama Red Line On Syria Chemical Weapons
Compounding the difficulty is the Obama administration’s own subsequent attempts to conceal or otherwise reduce the identifiability of the red lines it had established. Damascus, April 5 – Scientists digging in the outskirts of the Syrian capital have discovered fragments ...
Read More »NSA Sees What You Did There
NSA agents often see what you did there, according to spokesman Rico Naissance. Fort Meade, MD, April 3 – The National Security Agency has observed your activities and its analysts have come to an appreciation of the cleverness or humor ...
Read More »Abbas Promises To End Incitement If Allowed To Kill 6.5 Million Jews
“This would in no way deny the inherent right of the Palestinian people to tell the truth about the Jewish usurping rapist of our land,” he continued. Ramallah, March 30 – Facing pressure from foreign governments and international bodies over ...
Read More »Hamas Dismayed After Assassination Revealed To Be Work Of Teenage Palestinian Hacker
“This of course does not mean all Zionist assassinations are the work of this one hacker,” cautioned a Hamas official who spoke on condition of anonymity. Gaza City, March 26 – The militant Islamist movement that governs the Gaza Strip ...
Read More »BBC Hires New Reporter To Ignore Hezbollah Arms Buildup, Hiding Among Civilians
She will survey the myriad ways in which the Shiite terrorist organization that is a de facto partner in the Lebanese government threatens to bring devastation on the country by provoking Israel into another war, and then to decline to ...
Read More »Mossad Infecting 72 Virgins With STDs
“Brilliant, if evil. Stereotypical, I would say.” Paradise, March 16 – Heavenly sources are reporting that Israeli agents have infiltrated the Supernal Realm and are spreading venereal diseases among the virgins allotted to Islamic martyrs. Archangel Jibril told journalists that ...
Read More »BDS Says Vashti Boycott Of Ahashverosh Feast Their Idea
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals. Susa, March 12 – The Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions movement aimed at isolating Israel politically, economically, ...
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