She will survey the myriad ways in which the Shiite terrorist organization that is a de facto partner in the Lebanese government threatens to bring devastation on the country by provoking Israel into another war, and then to decline to ...
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“Brilliant, if evil. Stereotypical, I would say.” Paradise, March 16 – Heavenly sources are reporting that Israeli agents have infiltrated the Supernal Realm and are spreading venereal diseases among the virgins allotted to Islamic martyrs. Archangel Jibril told journalists that ...
Read More »BDS Says Vashti Boycott Of Ahashverosh Feast Their Idea
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals. Susa, March 12 – The Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions movement aimed at isolating Israel politically, economically, ...
Read More »Hamas Forms New Combat Brigade Made Entirely Of Human Rights NGO Volunteers
The Rachel Corrie Brigade will be formally inaugurated this coming Monday. Hebron, March 8 – In pursuit of the advantages of diversified manpower, the militant organization that governs the Gaza Strip and several strongholds in the West Bank has established ...
Read More »Hamas Boasts It Has More Rockets That Can Fall Short And Kill Gazans
“Watch the Zionist cower in fright as we unleash the power of our rockets on our own people.” Beit Lahiya, March 3 – The militant Islamist movement that runs the Gaza Strip bragged this afternoon that it has more than ...
Read More »Amnesty: Meals In Israeli Jails Contain Gluten
Jewish prisoners, in discriminatory fashion, are provided with mostly grain-free meals for a week or so every spring. New York, February 27 – A leading organization advocating for political rights and against mistreatment of political detainees has criticized Israel for ...
Read More »Hamas Accuses Israel Of Stockpiling Civilians
“The Islamic Resistance will continue to strike at this vital Zionist resource.” Gaza City, February 22 – The Islamist Hamas movement unleashed a new round of criticism at Israel today, accusing the Jewish state of amassing over eight million civilians. ...
Read More »Palestinian Claims Victory In Twitter Exchange, Bringing Statehood Ever Closer
“A self-declared victory in debate on Twitter, we can all agree, was never dreamed of by our ancestors.” San Francisco, February 15 – Twitter executives reported today that in a series of messages between a Palestinian tweeter and two advocates ...
Read More »Report: Obsession With Israel A Plot To Distract Muslims From Zionist World Takeover
Implicit in the officials’ account is the fact that only the Arab-Muslim world stands between the cabal and total global domination. Cairo, February 13 – Egyptian intelligence officials suspect that the animus toward Israel that has characterized the last seventy ...
Read More »Hamas Propaganda Filmmakers So Comically Ineffective, Must Be Israeli Agents
The animated work has caused zero intimidation among the target population, but has become a comic entertainment sensation. Khan Yunis, February 9 – The release this week of another Hamas video production intended to intimidate Israelis, but that instead showcased ...
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