NSA agents often see what you did there, according to spokesman Rico Naissance. Fort Meade, MD, April 3 – The National Security Agency has observed your activities and its analysts have come to an appreciation of the cleverness or humor ...
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Feed SubscriptionAbbas Promises To End Incitement If Allowed To Kill 6.5 Million Jews
“This would in no way deny the inherent right of the Palestinian people to tell the truth about the Jewish usurping rapist of our land,” he continued. Ramallah, March 30 – Facing pressure from foreign governments and international bodies over ...
Read More »Hamas Dismayed After Assassination Revealed To Be Work Of Teenage Palestinian Hacker
“This of course does not mean all Zionist assassinations are the work of this one hacker,” cautioned a Hamas official who spoke on condition of anonymity. Gaza City, March 26 – The militant Islamist movement that governs the Gaza Strip ...
Read More »BBC Hires New Reporter To Ignore Hezbollah Arms Buildup, Hiding Among Civilians
She will survey the myriad ways in which the Shiite terrorist organization that is a de facto partner in the Lebanese government threatens to bring devastation on the country by provoking Israel into another war, and then to decline to ...
Read More »Mossad Infecting 72 Virgins With STDs
“Brilliant, if evil. Stereotypical, I would say.” Paradise, March 16 – Heavenly sources are reporting that Israeli agents have infiltrated the Supernal Realm and are spreading venereal diseases among the virgins allotted to Islamic martyrs. Archangel Jibril told journalists that ...
Read More »BDS Says Vashti Boycott Of Ahashverosh Feast Their Idea
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals. Susa, March 12 – The Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions movement aimed at isolating Israel politically, economically, ...
Read More »Hamas Forms New Combat Brigade Made Entirely Of Human Rights NGO Volunteers
The Rachel Corrie Brigade will be formally inaugurated this coming Monday. Hebron, March 8 – In pursuit of the advantages of diversified manpower, the militant organization that governs the Gaza Strip and several strongholds in the West Bank has established ...
Read More »Hamas Boasts It Has More Rockets That Can Fall Short And Kill Gazans
“Watch the Zionist cower in fright as we unleash the power of our rockets on our own people.” Beit Lahiya, March 3 – The militant Islamist movement that runs the Gaza Strip bragged this afternoon that it has more than ...
Read More »Amnesty: Meals In Israeli Jails Contain Gluten
Jewish prisoners, in discriminatory fashion, are provided with mostly grain-free meals for a week or so every spring. New York, February 27 – A leading organization advocating for political rights and against mistreatment of political detainees has criticized Israel for ...
Read More »Hamas Accuses Israel Of Stockpiling Civilians
“The Islamic Resistance will continue to strike at this vital Zionist resource.” Gaza City, February 22 – The Islamist Hamas movement unleashed a new round of criticism at Israel today, accusing the Jewish state of amassing over eight million civilians. ...
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