“If we end up spending hours, even days at a time in this thing? Goodbye romance, I can tell you that.” Latrun, November 23 – Two IDF soldiers getting busy inside a Mark-II Merkava Main Battle Tank told reporters today ...
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The same kind of divider has facilitated the presence of both males and females in the same prayer space while maintaining dignified separation. Tel Aviv, November 21 – Amid resurgent controversy over the integration of women into military combat roles, ...
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Officials characterized the complex set of operations as a masterpiece. Tel Aviv, November 16 – Israeli Ministry of Defense and intelligence officials voiced satisfaction today after a post-mortem assessment of their clandestine activities related to the American presidential election, an ...
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The section chief praised her staff for completing the project ahead of schedule and under budget. Tel Aviv, November 9 – Developers and project leaders at Israel’s secret intelligence service gathered today to celebrate the first successful field test of ...
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His campaign succeeded in seizing all the booty and prisoners taken by the four kings and their troops, at what the Human Rights Council has now called a disproportionate price. Oaks of Mamre, November 7 – The United Nations Human ...
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The Zionist movement and global Jewry can now exploit the ensuing instability to consolidate assets and power. Land of Shinar, November 3 – Evidence is emerging that the failure of the collaborative project known as the Tower of Babel was ...
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Operation Re’ida was intended to sow further instability in Palestinian-administered territories by crippling Ramallah’s infrastructure. Tel Aviv, October 30 – Officials at Israel’s intelligence and clandestine operations agency promised a full inquiry today after the device intended to inflict an ...
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Normally, flags disintegrate, disappear, tear apart, or are otherwise destroyed within twenty minutes of their arrival at the Simchat Torah festivities. Jerusalem, October 25 – A paper banner on a stick that was used to celebrate the completion of the annual ...
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A Russian bombing campaign in the Gaza Strip would enable the use of far more brutal and destructive – and therefore effective – methods than the IDF allows itself to employ. Tel Aviv, October 19 – The relative equanimity with ...
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“I hope I do not live to see the day when Palestinian society has been so saturated and overcome with such invidious values that our youth – and many adults – default to violence when they encounter adversity.” Ramallah, October ...
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