“The ones Palestinians have been using since way back in the First Intifada of the late 1980’s are a fashion faux pas.” Los Angeles, September 5 – The award-winning actor who portrayed Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka, Captain Jack Sparrow, and ...
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A glance through Haaretz is as good as having a man on the ground in Pakistan, Sudan, or Iran. Tel Aviv, August 31 – Israeli defense and intelligence officials told reporters today that a reserve in the current budget for ...
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If adopted by Israel, that approach could yield significant financial, diplomatic, political, and strategic benefits. Tel Aviv, August 25 – The Obama administration’s accommodating attitude toward Iran’s hostage-taking of Americans has prompted Israeli military and political policymakers to consider adopting ...
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No serious mishaps have occurred as a result of the incessant update requests, but that remains a matter of time. Near Ashkelon, August 21 – Operators of Israel’s revolutionary missile interceptor system expressed cumulative annoyance today after countless months of ...
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The US and Britain declined to use their vetoes, a move largely seen as a rebuke to the Israelites for not allowing themselves to be attacked with impunity. Horma, near Edom, August 16 – International condemnation followed the Hebrews’ military operation ...
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Chief among the IDF’s list of MTA achievements they wish to study is the Second Avenue subway line. Kibbutz Nir Am, August 11 – Israeli defense officials continue to seek innovative ways to neutralize or combat threats from Hamas and ...
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Tubal-Cain’s half-brothers Jabal and Jubal also made important advances in their respective fields of animal husbandry and acoustics. Ur, August 7 – A local metallurgy pioneer has secured an agreement with the government to develop and produce a weapons system ...
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“They are throwing off the schedule and endanger the project itself.” Jerusalem, August 3 – Workers laboring under King Hezekiah of Judah to divert Jerusalem’s water source from use by the advancing Assyrian army have repeatedly encountered Hamas forced laborers ...
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Fighters, workers, and child laborers scurried out of the passages via shafts in homes, mosques, schools, and public health facilities. Khan Younis Refugee Camp, July 27 – Hundreds of Hamas personnel and civilian workers in the underground system crisscrossing this ...
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“We cannot allow this man to continue to poison the minds of our children.” Nablus, July 25 – Parents and students at the Yasser Arafat Primary School expressed outrage today that a fourth-grade teacher at the institution now refuses to excuse missed ...
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