“It poses a serious challenge to the Palestinian sense of unique identity.” Paris, December 28 – Representatives of the Palestinian Authority submitted a formal complaint to the United Nations’ main cultural body today over some extremist Israelis’ use of terrorism, ...
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Feed SubscriptionConsultant: Stabbers Should Skip Middle Man, Just Shoot Selves
“These recommendations are bound to encounter opposition not necessarily on their merits, but simply because they are new.” Jerusalem, December 23 – An efficiency consultant studying Palestinian societal practices issued a report today examining its policies and suggesting changes, including having those ...
Read More »Frustrated By Israeli Restraint, Hamas To Provoke Russia Instead
Putin would cause much more destruction and death in Gaza than the Israeli military, if provoked properly. Gaza City, December 16 – Stymied in its efforts to undermine enemy legitimacy by engineering large numbers of civilian casualties, the militant group ...
Read More »Palestinians Attain Strategic Objective Of Running Over Key Toddler
Infan Tissyde, an expert on asymmetrical warfare with Jane’s, said the Palestinians would likely try within a day or two to press the advantage the coup has created. Jerusalem, December 14 – Palestinian leaders voiced gratification Monday evening after a terrorist ...
Read More »Study: One More Attack And Jews Will Abandon Whole Zionist Enterprise
Jews can be frightened away by the mere thought of a Palestinian youth with a kitchen knife, which is why there are only 6 million of them in Israel. Gaza City, December 8 – A new report by the Palestinian ...
Read More »Mossad Tells Kerry San Bernardino Shooting Also Had “Rationale”
“That will help the families and friends cope better with their loss,” said Kerry. Washington, December 3 – In a bid to reassure Secretary of State John Kerry in the wake of the fatal shooting spree in California yesterday, the ...
Read More »Palestinian Electrical Engineering Students Confused By ‘Resistance’
Current, voltage, and conductance reflect nothing of the kind of resistance with which the Palestinian media, leadership, schools, and society have bombarded them since birth. Ramallah, November 29 – Palestinian students encountering the notion of resistance in electrical circuits expressed ...
Read More »IDF Weighs Ousting Abbas, Propping Up Different Corrupt Leader
Abbas was elected in 2005 after the death of the iconic and similarly corrupt Yasser Arafat, to serve a four-year term, and has held office ever since. Tel Aviv, November 24 – To combat a mounting wave of official incitement ...
Read More »Obama Says Palestinian Stabbings Also ‘Contained’
“The increasing calm offers hope for Israelis and Palestinians to move past the recent violence and make an effort to restart negotiations.” Washington, November 19 – A week after US President Barack Obama declared the Islamic State of Iraq and ...
Read More »Report: Islam A Mossad Plot To Make Muslims Look Bad
“It’s all but inevitable that people facing such crushing shame will resort to desperately violent, brutal means to negate it.” Cairo, November 15 – Scholars of Levantine history have uncovered evidence that the religion of Islam was developed by medieval ...
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