“The increasing calm offers hope for Israelis and Palestinians to move past the recent violence and make an effort to restart negotiations.” Washington, November 19 – A week after US President Barack Obama declared the Islamic State of Iraq and ...
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Feed SubscriptionReport: Islam A Mossad Plot To Make Muslims Look Bad
“It’s all but inevitable that people facing such crushing shame will resort to desperately violent, brutal means to negate it.” Cairo, November 15 – Scholars of Levantine history have uncovered evidence that the religion of Islam was developed by medieval ...
Read More »Israel Photophopping Heads Onto Brainless Palestinian Assailants
“Israel is calling these events planned, but someone with no head, and therefore no brain, is incapable of premeditated action,” said Amnesty International researcher Jacob T. Burns. Hebron, November 9 – Palestinians claim Israel is tampering with the evidence regarding the ...
Read More »Israel Repairing Fictitious Dams To Open On Gaza Again
The IDF unit responsible for maintaining the pretend dams is the same one that controls the world banking system. Zikkim, Israel, November 4 – Following last year’s success in flooding the Gaza Strip during torrential rain by opening nonexistent dams in ...
Read More »Palestinian Researchers: Knives Can Also Be Used For Cutting Food
The results of the study will appear in the upcoming issue of the journal Scientific Testing And Beyond (STAB). Hebron, October 28 – Scientists at Ramallah’s Bir Zeit University have made a surprising revelation, discovering this week that the stabbing ...
Read More »Netanyahu Unveils “I’m Being Stabbed” App
By January a companion app called I’m Being Firebombed will launch, to serve users under attack with Molotov cocktails. Jerusalem, October 26 – At a meeting of the Foreign Relations and Defense Committee today, Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu told attendees ...
Read More »Palestinians To Stop Fighting Once Jews Stop Settling Earth
Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas said that he and his people genuinely seek peace, and are only resisting the Jewish presence in places they do not belong, such as Earth. Ramallah, October 21 – Palestinian leaders continued to support the popular ...
Read More »Hamas To Stab Gaza Children, Blame Israel, In Solidarity With W. Bank
The new policy will test whether Agence France-Presse, AP, CNN, the BBC, The Guardian, The New York Times, and other media outlets continue to uncritically parrot Palestinian claims of Israeli brutality and culpability even when the killings are committed by ...
Read More »Study: Arabs Who Stab Jews Might Not Be Interested In Coexistence
A similar study earlier this year found that Palestinian youths holed up inside Al-Aqsa Mosque with fireworks, firebombs, and rocks to hurl at Israeli police and tourists were seventeen times as likely to express a negative opinion of Jews. Nazareth, October ...
Read More »Abbas Appeals For Calm, More Killing
“Violence is not our way,” stressed Abbas. “Now go forth and defend Jerusalem with all your might, for every drop of blood spilled there is sacred!” Ramallah, October 7 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas attempted to reduce tensions with Israel ...
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