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Israel Repairing Fictitious Dams To Open On Gaza Again

Israel Repairing Fictitious Dams To Open On Gaza Again

The IDF unit responsible for maintaining the pretend dams is the same one that controls the world banking system. Zikkim, Israel, November 4 – Following last year’s success in flooding the Gaza Strip during torrential rain by opening nonexistent dams in ...

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Netanyahu Unveils “I’m Being Stabbed” App

Netanyahu Unveils “I’m Being Stabbed” App

By January a companion app called I’m Being Firebombed will launch, to serve users under attack with Molotov cocktails. Jerusalem, October 26 – At a meeting of the Foreign Relations and Defense Committee today, Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu told attendees ...

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Abbas Appeals For Calm, More Killing

Abbas Appeals For Calm, More Killing

“Violence is not our way,” stressed Abbas. “Now go forth and defend Jerusalem with all your might, for every drop of blood spilled there is sacred!” Ramallah, October 7 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas attempted to reduce tensions with Israel ...

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Obama Rescinds Claim Of Responsibility For Henkin Murders

Obama Rescinds Claim Of Responsibility For Henkin Murders

The administration can safely return to the diplomatic de rigueur of condemning violence by “both sides” and calling on “both sides” to exercise restraint. Washington, October 2 – US President Barack Obama walked back earlier comments today, saying that he ...

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