The IDF unit responsible for maintaining the pretend dams is the same one that controls the world banking system. Zikkim, Israel, November 4 – Following last year’s success in flooding the Gaza Strip during torrential rain by opening nonexistent dams in ...
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The results of the study will appear in the upcoming issue of the journal Scientific Testing And Beyond (STAB). Hebron, October 28 – Scientists at Ramallah’s Bir Zeit University have made a surprising revelation, discovering this week that the stabbing ...
Read More »Netanyahu Unveils “I’m Being Stabbed” App
By January a companion app called I’m Being Firebombed will launch, to serve users under attack with Molotov cocktails. Jerusalem, October 26 – At a meeting of the Foreign Relations and Defense Committee today, Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu told attendees ...
Read More »Palestinians To Stop Fighting Once Jews Stop Settling Earth
Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas said that he and his people genuinely seek peace, and are only resisting the Jewish presence in places they do not belong, such as Earth. Ramallah, October 21 – Palestinian leaders continued to support the popular ...
Read More »Hamas To Stab Gaza Children, Blame Israel, In Solidarity With W. Bank
The new policy will test whether Agence France-Presse, AP, CNN, the BBC, The Guardian, The New York Times, and other media outlets continue to uncritically parrot Palestinian claims of Israeli brutality and culpability even when the killings are committed by ...
Read More »Study: Arabs Who Stab Jews Might Not Be Interested In Coexistence
A similar study earlier this year found that Palestinian youths holed up inside Al-Aqsa Mosque with fireworks, firebombs, and rocks to hurl at Israeli police and tourists were seventeen times as likely to express a negative opinion of Jews. Nazareth, October ...
Read More »Abbas Appeals For Calm, More Killing
“Violence is not our way,” stressed Abbas. “Now go forth and defend Jerusalem with all your might, for every drop of blood spilled there is sacred!” Ramallah, October 7 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas attempted to reduce tensions with Israel ...
Read More »Obama Rescinds Claim Of Responsibility For Henkin Murders
The administration can safely return to the diplomatic de rigueur of condemning violence by “both sides” and calling on “both sides” to exercise restraint. Washington, October 2 – US President Barack Obama walked back earlier comments today, saying that he ...
Read More »Mossad Unconcerned People Might Catch On To Hajj-Stampede Device
Neither official Saudi media nor local observers appear to have caught on that the Mossad is behind the stampede, as part of a broader campaign to sow disaster and instability in the region. Mecca, September 24 – Israeli intelligence operatives ...
Read More »Citing Gaza, Media To Call Iran Nukes ‘Crude,’ ‘Homemade’
Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad have received arms and funding from Iran, so the similar treatment is doubly suitable. New York, September 17 – Media outlets expecting to report on the development of Iranian atomic weapons will adopt the same ...
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