“Somebody has to be there to sign for it,” said delivery man Rosh Katann. Ashdod, August 20 – In anticipation of rocket fire from the Gaza Strip, the IDF has said it will deploy an Iron Dome antimissile battery to ...
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Feed SubscriptionIDF Almost Done Testing Airplane Vanishing Device
“We are less than a year away from being able to cause a system failure in almost any civilian aircraft, and a good number of airborne military systems.” Tel Nof Air Force Base, August 16 – Senior commanders in the ...
Read More »Palestinians Praised For Recycling Bottles As Molotov Cocktails
“Now we can say that the Palestinian cause is supported by none other than the prestigious environmental organization Greenpeace. Amsterdam, August 11 – A leading environmental organization lauded Palestinian groups today for promoting ecologically sensitive policies by repurposing used bottles ...
Read More »Mideast Heat Wave The Result Of Secret Israeli Nuclear Strikes On Iran
Iran is likely to intensify its support and encouragement of Hezbollah, possibly even to the point of another Lebanon war. Baghdad, August 6 – Scorching temperatures across the Middle East for the last week are coming from a series of ...
Read More »IDF Nixes ‘Palestinians Are Gay – Stab Them’ Haredi Recruitment Drive
Draft office personnel were unable to explain the sudden reversal. Tel Aviv, August 3 – The Israeli military today canceled a nascent publicity program to increase recruitment among ultra-orthodox that would have appealed to the demographic’s perceived desire to kill homosexuals, portraying ...
Read More »ICC Caps Statute Of Limitations On Palestinian War Crimes At 24 Hours
“The international community, which we represent, as a rule reaches a guilty verdict more or less immediately when Israeli actions are involved, so the Court deemed it appropriate to set a similar time frame for allegations of analogous Palestinian misdeeds.” The ...
Read More »Probe Reveals UNRWA A Front To Harvest Blood For IDF
UNRWA officials have denied the validity of the claims, but first looked at a mysterious man in the back of the room, as if waiting for instructions. Gaza City, July 23 – An investigation of one of the world’s foremost ...
Read More »2015 Class Of Palestinian Child Soldiers Looking Promising
“I will kill every Zionist pig I see, and liberate my land with blood and fire,” he added, his voice cracking, whether from emotion or puberty. Gaza City, July 20 – Ghasseb Hatib hopes to be drafted in one of ...
Read More »Mossad Satisfied At World Distracted By So-Called ‘Pluto’
The several bona fide astronauts who have gone to outer space have all been Israeli agents performing maintenance on the machines that control what the rest of humanity sees when they look at the so-called sky. Laurel, Maryland, July 15 ...
Read More »IDF To Disable Enemy Communications By Imposing Cellcom Service
It will frustrate enemy troops and commanders with its inconsistent and unreliable network coverage. Tel Aviv, July 12 – Israeli military engineers have developed a way to cripple enemy communications by forcing all wireless traffic to use the Cellcom network, ...
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