Iran is likely to intensify its support and encouragement of Hezbollah, possibly even to the point of another Lebanon war. Baghdad, August 6 – Scorching temperatures across the Middle East for the last week are coming from a series of ...
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Feed SubscriptionIDF Nixes ‘Palestinians Are Gay – Stab Them’ Haredi Recruitment Drive
Draft office personnel were unable to explain the sudden reversal. Tel Aviv, August 3 – The Israeli military today canceled a nascent publicity program to increase recruitment among ultra-orthodox that would have appealed to the demographic’s perceived desire to kill homosexuals, portraying ...
Read More »ICC Caps Statute Of Limitations On Palestinian War Crimes At 24 Hours
“The international community, which we represent, as a rule reaches a guilty verdict more or less immediately when Israeli actions are involved, so the Court deemed it appropriate to set a similar time frame for allegations of analogous Palestinian misdeeds.” The ...
Read More »Probe Reveals UNRWA A Front To Harvest Blood For IDF
UNRWA officials have denied the validity of the claims, but first looked at a mysterious man in the back of the room, as if waiting for instructions. Gaza City, July 23 – An investigation of one of the world’s foremost ...
Read More »2015 Class Of Palestinian Child Soldiers Looking Promising
“I will kill every Zionist pig I see, and liberate my land with blood and fire,” he added, his voice cracking, whether from emotion or puberty. Gaza City, July 20 – Ghasseb Hatib hopes to be drafted in one of ...
Read More »Mossad Satisfied At World Distracted By So-Called ‘Pluto’
The several bona fide astronauts who have gone to outer space have all been Israeli agents performing maintenance on the machines that control what the rest of humanity sees when they look at the so-called sky. Laurel, Maryland, July 15 ...
Read More »IDF To Disable Enemy Communications By Imposing Cellcom Service
It will frustrate enemy troops and commanders with its inconsistent and unreliable network coverage. Tel Aviv, July 12 – Israeli military engineers have developed a way to cripple enemy communications by forcing all wireless traffic to use the Cellcom network, ...
Read More »UN: Israel Must Give Iron Dome To Gaza For Rockets That Fall Short
An earlier draft of the statement called on Israel to provide an even greater level of military assistance to the Gaza Strip. Geneva, July 6 – The United Nations Human Rights Council followed up its endorsement of the Davis Commission’s ...
Read More »UN: Israeli Missile Alert System Exempts Hamas From Warning Civilians
“It was not quite sufficient to interpret mocking, threatening Hamas video clips as warnings, so the Council felt compelled to shore up the idea that Hamas warned Israeli civilians with this finding.” Geneva, July 1 – The United Nations Human ...
Read More »Next UN Probe Of Israel To Save Time By Just Reprinting Der Stürmer
“All we had to do to achieve the same result was take the existing Nazi, er, literature and adapt it to the Gaza context. Would have taken half the time.” Geneva, June 24 – The research team that released a report ...
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