If they can pull this off, the Islamic Republic will be sitting pretty, knowing they can protect sensitive facilities from almost any foreign airborne threat. Tehran, April 5 – Israeli military intelligence officials cited reports today that Iran is attempting ...
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Feed Subscription15-Year-Old Hopes He’s Not Too Old To Fight For Hamas
“I doubt they’d accept me. There are just too many younger guys out there – I’m basically over the hill as far as Hamas is concerned.” Rafah, Gaza Strip, March 28 – Yusuf Hijazi looks at the towering wall between ...
Read More »IDF To Dismantle Settler Outpost ‘Tel Aviv’
“This settlement has long attracted radicals, but we are prepared to deal with that,” said Egoz Battalion commander Major Aryush Itinmi. Jaffa, March 21 – The Israel Defense Force announced this morning (Saturday) it had received approval from the Ministry ...
Read More »UN OKs Hamas Refusal To Wear Uniforms In Combat: ‘They Itch’
No such flexibility in defining permissible combat operations should be afforded Israel, the Council warned. Geneva, March 11 – The United Nations Human Rights Council issued an interim directive today to the commission investigating possible war crimes during the Israel-Hamas ...
Read More »Israel Sending Deadly Electricity Through Gaza Power Lines
The Israel Electric Corporation has begun to demand compensation for electricity sent into Palestinian areas, indicating the misgivings that Israelis feel over it. Gaza City, March 4 – The residents of this crowded city live under the constant stream of ...
Read More »Israel Quickly Hides Dams To Undermine Gaza Flood Claims
It was in fact they, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle. Nahal Oz, Israel, February 24 – Israel Defense Force engineers are working intensively to conceal a ...
Read More »Hamas Outraged At Duplicate Fake Names Among Gaza Casualties
“Tell me, how credible do you think we’re going to remain if Mr. Salaambam Thankyumam appears multiple times on these lists?” he challenged. Gaza City, February 18 – Officials at the Ministry of Health expressed anger today that the compilers ...
Read More »Abbas Sorry It Took Israeli Child 2 Years To Die After Rock Attack
“If more effective and efficient methods and equipment were available, we would not still be here two years later discussing this death, and that is regrettable.” Ramallah, February 18 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas expressed regret today over the death ...
Read More »Obama Offers Iran Sudetenland
“Chamberlain was able to achieve what he called ‘peace in our time’ by offering Germany the Sudetenland region in exchange for a declared end to further territorial ambitions in Europe. There’s no reason it can’t work again, this time with ...
Read More »IDF Cheerleader Unit Complains Of Sexism
“Contrary to what movies, TV programs, comic books, and video games might indicate, armor that leaves everything but a few choice points of female anatomy uncovered actually endangers the wearer,” read the complaint. Tzeelim Base, Negev Desert, February 5 – ...
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