No such flexibility in defining permissible combat operations should be afforded Israel, the Council warned. Geneva, March 11 – The United Nations Human Rights Council issued an interim directive today to the commission investigating possible war crimes during the Israel-Hamas ...
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The Israel Electric Corporation has begun to demand compensation for electricity sent into Palestinian areas, indicating the misgivings that Israelis feel over it. Gaza City, March 4 – The residents of this crowded city live under the constant stream of ...
Read More »Israel Quickly Hides Dams To Undermine Gaza Flood Claims
It was in fact they, not Palestinians or journalists, who began spreading the older photos, in order to generate credibility for the “slander” angle. Nahal Oz, Israel, February 24 – Israel Defense Force engineers are working intensively to conceal a ...
Read More »Hamas Outraged At Duplicate Fake Names Among Gaza Casualties
“Tell me, how credible do you think we’re going to remain if Mr. Salaambam Thankyumam appears multiple times on these lists?” he challenged. Gaza City, February 18 – Officials at the Ministry of Health expressed anger today that the compilers ...
Read More »Abbas Sorry It Took Israeli Child 2 Years To Die After Rock Attack
“If more effective and efficient methods and equipment were available, we would not still be here two years later discussing this death, and that is regrettable.” Ramallah, February 18 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas expressed regret today over the death ...
Read More »Obama Offers Iran Sudetenland
“Chamberlain was able to achieve what he called ‘peace in our time’ by offering Germany the Sudetenland region in exchange for a declared end to further territorial ambitions in Europe. There’s no reason it can’t work again, this time with ...
Read More »IDF Cheerleader Unit Complains Of Sexism
“Contrary to what movies, TV programs, comic books, and video games might indicate, armor that leaves everything but a few choice points of female anatomy uncovered actually endangers the wearer,” read the complaint. Tzeelim Base, Negev Desert, February 5 – ...
Read More »After Jerusalem Trains, Concrete Blocks On Tel Aviv Buses
Tel Aviv, January 29 – The apparent success in warding off automotive terrorist attacks on passengers by placing massive concrete blocks at Jerusalem light rail stations has prompted the Tel Aviv municipality to take similar measures to prevent terrorism on ...
Read More »Palestinians Form Elite Unit To Cry For Foreign Cameras
The first group of alumni is scheduled to perform for a compliant video crew from the BBC next week Hebron, January 21 – After an embarrassing incident in which a woman was caught on camera being coached to cry just so ...
Read More »Palestinians Renew Membership In Court Of Public Opinion
Ramallah, January 15 – Following a highly showcased move of joining the International Criminal Court, the proto-state of Palestine renewed its membership in the Court of Public Opinion a judiciary body much more accepting of the Palestinian position on multiple ...
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