Jerusalem, November 2 – The institution where the shooter of a prominent Jewish activist worked has terminated the man’s employment now that the police have killed him, the Menachem Begin Heritage Center announced today. The Begin Center fired Muataz Hijazi this morning, ...
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Feed SubscriptionObama Has Suits Altered To Allow More Shrugging At Arab Antisemitism, Terrorism
Washington, DC, October 25 – US President Barack Obama has engaged a tailor to make changes to his jackets and shirts that will enable him to shrug more frequently and emphatically when he is informed of Arab attacks on Jews ...
Read More »‘Babes Of Hamas’ Pinup Calendar Selling Poorly
Gaza City, October 19 – An attempt to raise funds for Hamas’s military wing via the sale of a calendar featuring attractive Muslim women has produced poor results, a spokesman for the movement conceded today. The “Babes of Hamas” pinup ...
Read More »New Tactics Allow Israel Police To Ignore Multiple Threats At Once
Jerusalem, October 13 – Few police forces must consistently straddle the line between civilian law enforcement and defense against external terrorist threats as Israel’s does, challenging them to develop methods to effectively avoid all potential incidents taking place at a ...
Read More »Budget Concerns Prompt IDF To Put Ads On Sides Of Tanks
Ramat Hasharon, Israel, October 6 – Tensions over a proposed increase in military spending as part of the 2015 government budget have forced the Ministry of Defense and Israel Defense Force to seek revenue outside the standard military budget, leading ...
Read More »Lacking Mannequins, Hamas EMT Trainees To Shoot People, Treat Them
Gaza City, September 30 – The bevy of supply restrictions facing residents of this coastal territory has taken their toll on various civil services, including paramedics, who, in the absence of dummies, must now resort to injuring people in order ...
Read More »IDF To Follow NY/NJ Model For Making Tunnels Impassable
Tel Aviv, September 20 – The congestion and delays inherent in the system of tunnels connecting Manhattan with New Jersey and the outer boros of New York lies at the center of a new Israeli strategy for neutralizing the threat of ...
Read More »Unit 8200: IDF To Cancel Disobedience Training
Tel Aviv, September 14 – A letter from a group of disgruntled intelligence corps reservists refusing further participation in duties that they claim treat Palestinians with unnecessary harshness has prompted a public outcry and caused the Israeli military to call ...
Read More »Terrorism Convicts To Be Sentenced To Moderate YouTube Comments
Jerusalem, September 7 – Israel’s High Court of Justice approved a draft law intended to impose harsher penalties on defendants convicted of terrorist activity, a bill that would condemn them to moderating the insipid, ignorant, spammy, or downright incomprehensible comments ...
Read More »UN-Approved Targeting System For IDF Just Turns Off
Tel Aviv, September 1 – Casualty figures from the latest round of violence between Hamas and Israel have led the United Nations to impose oversight on Israeli military targeting systems, requiring the latter to have a feature that whenever it ...
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