"Maybe line up the prisoners in front of it and use them as a barrier."
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Hamas Uses Chinese Arms But Needs To Fire Again Just A Short While Later
"RPG? More like MSG."
Read More »Gaza Health Ministry Death Toll Now Exceeds Gaza Population
Every single one is a child and journalist.
Read More »Gaza Imam Vaguely Recalls Mosque Used For Something Other Than Hamas Tunnel Access, Arms Storage, Can’t Remember What
"I know it sounds bizarre."
Read More »Gaza Health Ministry Testing How Many Zeroes It Can Add To Death Tolls Before Media Skeptical
"In a month we could have the BBC, New York Times, and CNN citing a million dead as a credible statistic."
Read More »UN Scientists Unable To Think Of Act Heinous Enough To Undo ‘Innocent’ Status Of Palestinians
Any attempt to place Palestinians in some hypothetical non-innocence constitutes ethnic cleansing.
Read More »Israel Overshoots In Release Of Prisoners To Gaza, Hundreds Drown In Sea
Only the drivers survived.
Read More »IDF Destroys Gaza Health Ministry Random Death Toll Generator
Human rights groups immediately condemned the operation.
Read More »Hamas Promises Free Apartment Rubble To Anyone Who Fights Israel
The ruins include hundreds of miles of reinforced-concrete tunnels beneath those former buildings.
Read More »Gaza Mages Frustrated That So Many IDF Fighters Making Saving Throws
"The [civilian] Israelis we killed on October 7 couldn't make saving throws nearly as well."
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