Gaza City, August 14 – Claiming that the flowery Middle Eastern rhetoric of his organization has been misunderstood, Qassam Brigades commander Muhammad Dieff, who spearheads Hamas’s efforts to wipe Jews off the map, told reporters that the language of his ...
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Cairo, Egypt, August 11 – Talks between the Islamic movement Hamas and Israel’s Egyptian proxies continued today as Hamas offered to back down from its demand that destruction of Israel and its Jews take place perpetually, instead proposing that the ...
Read More »Study: More Photographs Of Bigfoot Than Of Hamas Fighters
Washington, August 4 – Enthusiasts who follow the search for creatures such as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster are considering adding Hamas fighters to their list of creatures to find, since there appears to be no evidence in media ...
Read More »UN Slams Israel For Intercepting Rockets During Ceasefire
New York, July 28 – After Israel announced it will abide by the terms of a US-proposed halt to a three-week-old Israeli offensive against Hamas in the Gaza Strip, the United Nations Security Council denounced the Jewish State for nevertheless ...
Read More »Nations To Codify Special Laws Of War For Israel
A new regulation proposed by Britain will have attached to every IDF ground battalion at least four anti-Israel journalists.
Read More »Environmentalists Slam Israel’s ‘Profligate Use Of Paper’ Warning Civilians
Tel Aviv, July 17 – Representatives of several ecologically-minded organizations leveled criticism at Israel’s conduct of Operation Protective Edge today upon discovering that the IDF has been dropping thousands of leaflets to warn Gazans of impending airstrikes. They called the ...
Read More »Brave Hamas Fighters Courageously Hiding Among Children
Khan Yunis, Gaza Strip, July 12 – In what military experts around the world are calling a bold, gutsy strategy, militants of the Hamas movement in the Gaza Strip are bravely taking the risk of positioning themselves among noncombatants, despite ...
Read More »Gaza Strip Dangerously Low on Fake Blood, Agency Warns
Originally posted November 2012 Gaza City, Gaza Strip – The Palestinian Red Crescent Society has warned that the coastal strip’s supply of fake human blood is close to depleted, and that as a result Hamas must increasingly resort to other ...
Read More »IDF Thanks Murderers of Arab Teen For Making Their Job SO Much Easier
Tel Aviv, July 6 – Senior commanders of the Israel Defense Force and officials at the Ministry of Defense expressed their gratitutde today to whoever burned an Arab teenager to death last week, saying that thanks to the killing, they ...
Read More »PA Police To Increase Cooperation By Making Sad Faces At Israeli Losses
Ramallah, July 2 – Palestinian security forces intend to increase their coordination with Israel on preventive security in the aftermath of the abduction and murder of three Israeli teenagers, by feigning sympathy for Israelis when such incidents occur. On Tuesday ...
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