Gaza City, Gaza Strip, March 13 – Leaders of various Palestinian factions are expressing their dismay today that Israel’s retaliation for rocket fire from the Gaza Strip did not kill any noncombatants. Israel attacked and killed the crew of a ...
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Eshkol Regional Council, Israel, March 13 – The dozens of rockets launched from the Gaza Strip since yesterday have told PreOccupiedTerritory that they are trying to escape the clutches of Gaza militants. More than 60 rockets have attempted to escape ...
Read More »Car Bomber Thwarted By Manual Transmission
Jenin, March 9 – A Palestinian man was killed this morning while attempting to attack Israelis with a car bomb, but was unable to drive the vehicle to his selected location. The vehicle he had been provided was a stick-shift ...
Read More »Cruel Israeli Commandos Intercept Poor, Defenseless Missiles
Red Sea, March 6 – A cargo of M-302 missiles originating in Syria and intended for recipients in the Gaza Strip was set upon by Israeli naval commandos yesterday, who rudely took over the vessel they were on and deprived ...
Read More »Obama Avoiding Israeli Eye Contact As Impotence On Ukraine Showcased
Washington, DC, March 2 – As Russian troops flood into the Crimea region of Ukraine with a less-than-impressive American response, US President Barack Obama is trying not to look any Israelis in the eye lest they ask him what guarantees ...
Read More »Palestinian Protesters To Upgrade To Rocks 2.0
Ramallah, Palestinian Territories – After more than two decades of relying primarily on the simple, handheld “rock” device to register displeasure with Israeli military rule, West Bank Palestinians plan to bring more sophisticated weapons to bear. Rock 2.0 is expected ...
Read More »Iran Insists Its Ballistic Missiles Are for ‘Peaceful Purposes’
Tehran, February 18 – The Islamic Republic of Iran defended its pursuit of long-range ballistic missile technology, calling the endeavor a peaceful one, and criticized continued Western economic pressure on Iran aimed at stopping the program. President of Iran Hassan ...
Read More »Israel to Preemptively Strike Iran with Gay-Bomb
Jerusalem, February 13 – Logistical moves in Israel’s military point to preparations for a “gay” assault on Iran, according to reports obtained by PreOccupied Territory. The preparations come amid heightened tension over Iran’s nuclear capabilities and intentions, as well as ...
Read More »BBC Correspondent Apologizes For Omitting Anti-Israel Bias
London, February 9 – Veteran British Broadcasting Corporation reporter Peter Philips said today that he regretted reporting matter-of-factly on an attack by Palestinians against an Israeli motorist, and promised that he will redouble his efforts to always include something negative ...
Read More »We Won’t Throw Israel Under The Bus Till We Get A Bigger Bus
By Barack Obama I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we have your back, Israel. If you ever want to see it again, do as I say. There’s been all sorts of talk of my administration throwing Israel under ...
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