Jewish refusal to accept Palestinian Muslim attacks with appropriate resignation is a blasphemous undermining of the proper order of things. Ramallah, December 27 – Opponents of Jewish control over Jewish security continued today to assail the world’s only Jewish state ...
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“A plentiful supply of depressed people under our aegis.” Nablus, December 15 – Public health authorities in both the Gaza Strip and the self-rule areas of the West Bank have launched a streamlined process to address a troubling increase in the ...
Read More »After Druze Debacle, Palestinians To Stick To Kidnapping Americans
“We have to focus on targeting people whose governments and communities will act with predictable weakness they label ‘restraint’ or some other nonsense.” Nablus, December 7 – Unwanted tensions with a different Arab demographic following the abduction and murder of ...
Read More »Racist Apartheid Regime Racistly Being Not Racist
A bunch of racists who decide how to treat people based on citizenship rather than race. Jerusalem, November 28 – Observers noted again today that Israel’s discrimination against Arabs extends, in its depravity, to granting Arab citizens of Israel privileges ...
Read More »Jewish Refusal To Just Die Called ‘Failing To Learn Lessons Of Holocaust’
“Jews must be very, very wary of defending themselves if that might impinge on the freedom of those doing the attacking.” Tel Aviv, November 17 – More than seventy years’ worth of Jews defending themselves against Arab violence, and acting ...
Read More »In Case Of Hezbollah Attack, Biden Admin Promises Israel Harsh Victim-Blaming
Biden will rush to explain that Israel probably deserves it. Tel Aviv, November 8 – The White House sought today to reinforce its support for a maritime boundary and resource-sharing agreement between the the Jewish State and its northern neighbor ...
Read More »Israel Doing Same Things Other Countries Do Somehow Worse Because JEWS
“The world was an entirely peaceful place until the Zionists came and disturbed everything.” Tel Aviv, October 30 – International organizations calling attention to the Jewish State’s actions and how they affect Palestinians stressed the importance today of maintaining focus ...
Read More »Palestinians Warn UK Embassy Move Will Bring Violence, As If Anyone Could Tell Difference
“Palestinian threats have become part of the background noise, part of the scenery, like pigeons crapping all over everything and everyone in Trafalgar Square.” Ramallah, October 19 – Leaders of various Palestinian factions threatened today that if British Prime Minister Liz ...
Read More »Israel Considers Kidnapping Uighurs: Regimes That Do So Have Their Abuses Ignored
If Israel does as China does, the thinking goes, Israel-bashing will dissipate. Tel Aviv, October 6 – Ministry of Defense officials refused to deny reports today that the Jewish State’s international intelligence and operations arm has granted preliminary approval to ...
Read More »Activist: Zionists Antisemitic Because Israel Didn’t Bomb Auschwitz
Anachronistic framing by anti-Zionists and other antisemites has a venerable history. New York, September 22 – The leader of a pro-Palestinian group at the City University of New York leveled a new charge at the people he accuses of oppressing ...
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