The native population remained anchored to the land through thick and thin and defining themselves as the children of it so thoroughly that the term “Palestine” never passed their lips. Jerusalem, February 23 – Since time immemorial, the indigenous people ...
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Feed Subscription78th Shooting Attack On Jews: LAPD Still Unsure Motive Antisemitic
Jews have a tendency to see attacks on them as motivated by hate for Jews, which is only true in about 98% of cases. Los Angeles, March 2 – The Los Angeles Police Department voiced reluctance today to classify the ...
Read More »Cat Can’t Believe It Wasted Sixth Life On Trying To Cross Betzalel St.
In terms of cringe, the incident even edged out the feline’s previous death: being eaten by its mother within a day or two of birth. Jerusalem, February 16 – A local feline met its grisly demise today on a stretch ...
Read More »Wordle A Convenient, Discreet Way For Elders Of Zion To Send Operational Orders
Analysts believe the games themselves only became popular because the Elders desired an additional avenue through which to communicate their daily encrypted instructions. New York, February 9 – Wordle, Quordle, Spelling Bee – for the vast majority of players, these ...
Read More »Palestinian College Student Can’t Decide Which Terror Group To Choose As Major
“I’m considering one of the less-prominent groups to major in – big fish, small pong, you know the deal.” Ramallah, February 2 – A sophomore at Bir Zeit University closing in on the deadline to select a focus for his ...
Read More »Powerful Jewish Interests Kept Me From The Presidency Of This Synagogue
By Kenneth Roth, former Director of Human Rights Watch New York, January 26 – It’s happened again. Just weeks after America’s premier educational and research institution bowed to pro-Israel donors and rescinded its offer to me of a position, now ...
Read More »Ultraconservative Party Pushes To Jam Gaydar
“I have already instructed the police and other agencies under my aegis to provide me with a picture of the available technological capabilities.” Jerusalem, January 19 – A far-right element within Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s governing coalition announced today that ...
Read More »Palestinians Visiting D.C. Riot Upon Seeing Jews Approach Domed Structure
“Jewish settlers are storming the… mosque-like thing!” Washington, January 12 – A group of tourists from villages around Ramallah and Tulkarm created disturbances in the vicinity of the US Capitol building Thursday when one of them spotted another group entering ...
Read More »Persian Gulf Countries Attempt To Fuse Oil-Based, Slave-Based Economies
The tension between ancient and modern exists throughout the developing world. Doha, January 5 – The recent World Cup contests and festivities in Qatar highlighted a salient long-term issue for the dictatorships and monarchies in the region, observers note, where ...
Read More »Mayor Apologizes for Enforcement of Handicapped Parking
Huldai’s administration has faced allegations of insufficiently corrupt selection of the contractors engaged by the Tel Aviv-Jaffa Municipality. Tel Aviv, December 29 – Following an embarrassing episode in which city contractors painted a handicapped-only parking spot around an already-parked car ...
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