PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"I even asked if there's a way to prepay not to attend anything for the next three years."

It appears that the original violators of the norms nevertheless expect their opponents not to violate the same norms.

"We're all trying to find the guy who did this."

Chocolate's ubiquitous role in celebration means if it is lacking, we are concerned that one or both of the parties will feel defrauded, and the transaction is void.

by Soubhi Al-Amad, Palestinian fighter

Moses refused to mention raspberries, a fruit he finds unremarkable at best, and nauseating at worst.

by Palestinian Islamic Jihad

Palestine advocates expressed puzzlement that Adnan did not himself resort to the Tortit gambit. Jerusalem, May 4 – An legislator whose supporters seek the dissolution of Israel as a Jewish state boasted today that before Palestinian Islamic Jihad figure Khader ...

Sucking the goodness out of the land for the sake of the foreign home country where they really belong, which presumably means Iraq? Yemen?

Every open space in Israel is expected to feature bonfires large enough to reduce the god to gooey, caramelized deliciousness.