“I was under the impression that we career officers-cum-politicians naturally know better than hoi polloi, who probably don’t even know the difference between Mercedes and BMW.” Tel Aviv, April 14 – Leaders of the country’s most progressive parties came to ...
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Focusing on the singular goal of righting a supposed wrong that barely registers in the annals of human suffering. London, April 11 – Leaders of the Boycott, Divest, Sanctions movement targeting Israel over what they consider the Jewish States’s occupation of Palestinian ...
Read More »Last Haredi Without Smartphone Actually Just Non-Haredi Living On Budget
The same family also owns no television, but not because of philosophical objection to mass media content. Jerusalem, April 6 – Israel’s market for the previous generation of cellular devices now mainly features clientele who for religious and community-standards reasons ...
Read More »My Supreme Leader, We Can Attack The US And Biden Will Still Cave To All Our Demands
by Ali Mossadegh, advisor to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Tehran, Mach 31- Your Holiness, I must express my admiration for your wisdom and insight regarding the Great Satan and the naivety of their political leadership. Not only did you tell us not ...
Read More »Advocate Of Sanctions On Apartheid, Terrorist-Run, Anti-Palestinian Mideast State Realizes He Means Lebanon
“I think we have to rethink our approach, because if we’re really about helping Palestinians, we have to- hey, where is everybody going?” New York, March 24 – An activist campaigning for economic, cultural, diplomatic, and other measures against a ...
Read More »Corbyn, Allies Slam IDF For Blocking Shipment Of Flowers To Terrorist Graves
“Israel’s thwarting of the delivery can only be seen as cruelty for the sake of cruelty.” London, March 20 – Prominent figures in Britain’s Labour Party expressed outrage today upon learning that several bouquets they had dispatched to the Palestinian Territories ...
Read More »Religious Group That Survived Self-Sufficient For Centuries Warns Of Collapse Without Generous Gov’t Subsidies
“We cannot focus on the words of ancient great men such as Rabbi Yitzhak the Blacksmith, Rabbi Yohanan the Shoemaker, or Rabbi Elazar the Pitch-Maker, if we must devote our days to earning a living.” Jerusalem, March 17 – Legislators representing the Haredi sector of the ...
Read More »Calling Facts We Don’t Like ‘Hasbara’ Isn’t Working
by Abier Khatib, keyboard warrior and pro-Palestinian activist New York, March 10 – Folks, we have a problem: all that online engagement on Twitter and Instagram, promoting our narrative and debating against Zios has yet to produce the desired effect. ...
Read More »Amnesty Apartheid Investigators To Take Vacay Until Next Israel Report Needed
They plan to spend the next several years gallivanting various places, because their services appear unneeded for at least that long. London, March 4 – Researchers from a prominent international human rights organization informed journalists today that now that their work ...
Read More »Syrian Victims Of Putin Atrocities Just Accept They Don’t Deserve Same Support As Ukraine
“At least Palestinians have the support of antisemites who astroturf that cause, because it opposes Jewish safety.” Idlib, March 20 – Residents of this Arab Republic who lost loved ones to aerial bombing by Russia’s air force, or who suffered ...
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