“The problem is there are other people running against our people.” Cleveland, August 24 – More than three weeks after a Democratic Party primary race for a crucial Congressional seat resulted in the victory of a mainstream, pro-Israel candidate over ...
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Feed SubscriptionVirus Forgot To Check Political Affiliation Of Person It Just Infected
The virus has trouble determining its host’s politics in non-political settings. Tel Aviv, August 19 – A local pathogen confessed its chagrin today upon realizing that before invading the cells of its current host and hijacking their nucleic processes to ...
Read More »Mahdi Spotted At Tel Aviv Ice Cream Parlor
“I know I could get tired of hiding away from human eyes for so long. A milkshake would be just the thing.” Tel Aviv, August 5 – Customers and passers-by saw the main eschatological figure of Islam enjoying himself at a local ...
Read More »Roberta, Where’s The Anti-Jewish Angle In This Art Show Review?
by Dean Baquet, Executive Editor, The New York Times New York, August 3 – Roberta, this is a fine recap of the Met’s upcoming exhibit – good job getting them to grant you an exclusive preview of the Pollock retrospective. It’s ...
Read More »Child-Sacrificing Canaanites Reject Palestinian Time-Travelers As Too Barbaric
“They seemed to have this weird notion that there are limits on what you can do to children for the collective good.” Hinnom Valley, July 29 – A scientific effort to alter history to conform to a narrative under which Palestinians constitute ...
Read More »Babylonians Graciously Offer Jewish Exiles Perpetual Second-Class Status, Occasional Genocide
Perpetual outsiders, at best tolerated and at worst, well, look what’s happening right now. Babylon, July 15 – Officials and local leaders reacting to the arrival in Mesopotamia of the continuing waves of forced Jewish emigration from Judah took pains ...
Read More »Bennett Fails To Win Ra’am Approval To Turn Up A/C
Bennett is more afraid of another round of elections, or of Netanyahu swooping back in with a majority, than a leftist agenda. Jerusalem, July 11 – Israel’s prime minister suffered another political setback today when a chief partner in his ...
Read More »Graffiti Artist OK With Getting Just Wealthy Enough To Gentrify One Building
“Our society needs to be shaken up, maybe even burnt down to the foundation, and then rebuilt. Like that place over on Shiloh Street I’ve had my eye on.” Jerusalem, July 4 – An area vandal who bills himself as ...
Read More »‘Anti-Zionist’ Students Excited To Return To In-Person Instruction, Jew-Harassment
“I miss putting provocative messages on placards and challenging random people to condemn Israel or get called ethnic-cleansing apologists.” Berkeley, June 27 – Undergraduates across the country who hide their Jew-hate behind opposition to Israel expressed anticipation and enthusiasm for ...
Read More »Rabbi: Boys Nursing From Women ‘Immodest’ – Men Must Nurse Them
“B’siyatoh dishmayoh, our holy sons will remain pure of mind, never having seen or felt anything inappropriate while eating as a baby.” Jerusalem, June 20 – The leader of a religious community in this holy city has identified a glaring breach ...
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