by Aril Elyse Gold, National Co-Director, Code Pink New York, June 15 – In the rhetorical contest surrounding who gets to represent “authentic” Judaism to the world, and to invoke “what Judaism says” about any issue, we must remember the ...
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Feed SubscriptionBiden Not Going To Let Pesky Thing Like Iran’s Genocidal Ambitions Get In Way Of Deal
Jewish sovereignty and safety must cede priority to the overarching objective of cementing Iran as the hegemonic power in the Middle East by means of genocidal campaigns across the region. Washington, June 13 – A representative of the current presidential administration assured reporters ...
Read More »Eschewing Term ‘Abraham Accords,’ Biden Admin Now Calling Israel ‘Jewville’
A name that evokes epic rapprochement between once-estranged brothers Isaac and Ishmael won’t do. Washington, May 30 – Diplomatic sources in the White House and Department of State have confirmed that in addition to the current administration refraining from reference ...
Read More »Synagogue In Bomb Shelter Appreciates Boosted Wartime Attendance
“We usually struggle to get a minyan by eight-thirty; this week we had one at the outset.” Ashkelon, May 20 – Congregation Kol Sasson has struggled for years to maintain regular services, owing to demographic changes in this Mediterranean coastal ...
Read More »Police Assure Lod Jews Pogrom Anti-Zionist, Not Antisemitic
“All the unrest you have experienced this week is merely anti-Zionist, and you may therefore unburden yourselves of the anxiety over antisemitism.” Lod, May 13 – Law enforcement authorities in Israel sought to assuage the fears of Jewish residents in ...
Read More »Arab MKs Call On Constituents To Engage Only In Responsible Rioting, Mayhem
Haphazard planning, if any, doomed the efforts in 1947 and 48 to keep Jews at the mercy of others. Umm el-Fahm, May 6 – Weeks of Arab violence against Jews in Israel have prompted some among the Arab political leadership ...
Read More »Foes OK With US Aid To Israel If ‘Israel’ Means ‘Palestinians’ And ‘Aid’ Means ‘Paying Terrorists’
They might even keep the aid package intact without reducing it by one penny. Washington, April 29 – Congressional opponents of the Jewish State clarified today that they do not seek to eliminate American funding to advance that country’s defense capabilities, ...
Read More »Fatah Threat To Cancel Elections It Will Lose Not Having Desired Effect Of Projecting Strength
The party had hoped to rely on Israel to provide a pretext for canceling the context and saving Fatah face. Ramallah, April 15 – Declarations by members of the party controlling the Palestinian Authority that unless their rivals or Israel ...
Read More »Get Rid Of Slimy gilrS Club Narrowly Defeats BDS Motion
“We focus on combating the pernicious influence of girls, chief among them our arch-nemesis Susie Derkins. Now THAT is an entity to boycott.” Chagrin Falls, OH, April 22 – A spokesman for the local chapter of the Get Rid Of ...
Read More »Group Holding Soccer Games, Parkour On Temple Mount Worried About Jews Desecrating Place By Praying There
Presumptuous of Jews to think they can be not under Islamic domination. Jerusalem, April 8 – The Islamic council that administers the plateau they call the Haram al-Sharif, or Noble Sanctuary, and which endorses the use of the holy site ...
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