Fake fossils to test faith vs. fake artifacts to displace indigenous Palestinians. Jerusalem, December 5 – Time-traveling Zionists tasked with manufacturing a convincing ancient history for Jewish presence and sovereignty in the Holy Land clashed with the Creator, witnesses report, ...
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Feed SubscriptionRights Groups: Lack Of Palestinian Flags In Hong Kong Means They Don’t Really Want Freedom
If Palestinian flags prove hard to come by in Hong Kong, protesters could always express solidarity with Palestinians by attacking Jews. Hong Kong, November 28 – Months of pro-democracy and anti-Beijing protests in this former British possession, governed by China ...
Read More »Environmentalist Joins Hobo’s ‘The End Is Nigh’ Procession
Sitting, marching, holding signs, and chanting at others about society’s imminent collapse. Tel Aviv, November 21 – An activist worried that human-driven climate change will doom civilization and disrupt the planet’s fragile ecosystems within twelve years has found a kindred ...
Read More »Iran Reaffirms Resolve To Fight Israel Down To Last Palestinian
“We will supply you with whatever you need until there are no more left of you to supply.” Tehran, November 14 – Leaders of the Islamic Republic asserted again their commitment to combating the existence of the Jewish State until ...
Read More »Iron Dome Intercepting Rockets Silences Legitimate Criticism Of Israel
by Every Single Antisemite Masquerading as Just an Anti-Zionist as if There’s a Meaningful Distinction London, New York, Washington, wherever, November 7 – We see it everywhere: people who raise genuine, sincere criticisms of Israeli policy by calling for the ...
Read More »‘Monsters, Inc.’ Documentary Explores Israel Harvesting Palestinian Children’s Screams For Energy
“No one talks about Palestine except for every organ of the UN, a disproportionate number of NGOs, and tens of thousands of political and cultural figures.” Ramallah, October 31 – Academics and political advocates focusing on the Middle East in ...
Read More »All Parties Reaffirm Support For/From Sex Offenders As Long As Expedient
A crucial measure at a time when those who exploit vulnerable victims for lustful satisfaction or for a sense of power face increasing isolation and threats to their continued political influence. Jerusalem, October 24 – Every delegation to the Knesset restated its ...
Read More »AP Style Guide Update: All Jews Now ‘Armed Settlers’
Decades of AP framing have helped cement in the popular consciousness the image of the greedy, violent, usurping Israeli Jew as the starting point for any news involving Israel. Jerusalem, October 10 – A leading news organization whose decisions on terminology ...
Read More »NGO Very Good At Pointing Out What Others Must Atone For Before Yom Kippur
The epithet “Apartheid” featured prominently. New York, October 3 – Seasonal custom calls for Jews to conduct a reckoning of their behavior, and one organization that assumes the mantle of progressive Jewish values has demonstrated it excels in the important ...
Read More »MK: Zionists Enslave Millions Of Bees To Make Rosh Hashanah Honey
“We Palestinians know the same treatment at the hands of the rapacious, plundering invader.” Jerusalem, September 26 – A legislator from the Joint List alliance of Arab parties accused supporters of Jewish self-determination of subjecting millions of flying, pollinating insects ...
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