“No one talks about Palestine except for every organ of the UN, a disproportionate number of NGOs, and tens of thousands of political and cultural figures.” Ramallah, October 31 – Academics and political advocates focusing on the Middle East in ...
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Feed SubscriptionAll Parties Reaffirm Support For/From Sex Offenders As Long As Expedient
A crucial measure at a time when those who exploit vulnerable victims for lustful satisfaction or for a sense of power face increasing isolation and threats to their continued political influence. Jerusalem, October 24 – Every delegation to the Knesset restated its ...
Read More »AP Style Guide Update: All Jews Now ‘Armed Settlers’
Decades of AP framing have helped cement in the popular consciousness the image of the greedy, violent, usurping Israeli Jew as the starting point for any news involving Israel. Jerusalem, October 10 – A leading news organization whose decisions on terminology ...
Read More »NGO Very Good At Pointing Out What Others Must Atone For Before Yom Kippur
The epithet “Apartheid” featured prominently. New York, October 3 – Seasonal custom calls for Jews to conduct a reckoning of their behavior, and one organization that assumes the mantle of progressive Jewish values has demonstrated it excels in the important ...
Read More »MK: Zionists Enslave Millions Of Bees To Make Rosh Hashanah Honey
“We Palestinians know the same treatment at the hands of the rapacious, plundering invader.” Jerusalem, September 26 – A legislator from the Joint List alliance of Arab parties accused supporters of Jewish self-determination of subjecting millions of flying, pollinating insects ...
Read More »Racketeer In Hell Despite Shas Promise Of Heaven To Its Voters
Representatives of Shas declined to comment on the discrepancy between the campaign promise and Mr. Levy’s posthumous fate. Gehinnom, September 19 – A criminal who died this morning after casting his ballot on Tuesday for a party representing Jews of ...
Read More »Roger Waters Denies Flying On Epstein’s Jet More Than Like 5 Or 6 Times
The trips on Epstein’s plane, which took place between 1990 and 2016, occurred as part of the musician’s ongoing advocacy for Palestinian rights. New York, September 12 – The publicists for a former Pink Floyd front man sought to downplay ...
Read More »Area Boomer Finally Learns To Program VCR
He proceeded to call his children to inform them of the milestone, and to bask in the anticipated admiration they would no doubt display. Maale Adummim, September 5 – A resident of this town in the Judean Desert east of Jerusalem ...
Read More »Lebanese Baffled Why Israel So Bad At Apartheid Vs Palestinians When Lebanon Right There Showing Them How
“Officially, as you know, this is for their own sake, which is why we also build high walls around their camps, we love them so much.” Beirut, August 29 – Residents of Israel’s tiny northern neighbor voiced puzzlement today regarding ...
Read More »It’s Easier To Launch Semantic Tangents Such As ‘Arabs Are Semites Too’ Than Address Arab Antisemitism
By Rebecca Goldsmith, If Not Now activist I always counsel my pro-Palestine allies to keep the focus of rhetoric on Islamophobic manifestations and anti-Muslim violence, especially from Israel, but it can be hard to maintain that focus when others bring up ...
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