“And boom, so to speak, large numbers of people direct sympathy toward those who are not only non-Muslim, but victims of violence by Muslims. It’s going to take some time to digest this.” Washington, April 24 – Waves of empathy ...
Read More »Category Archives: EOZ
Feed SubscriptionYou’re Not A Real Progressive If You Haven’t Reworked The Haggadah To Fit Your Agenda
By Shir Dimensha, Professor of Comparative Literature New York, April 17 – The quantity of self-identifying progressives in our society has grown steadily in recent decades, in volume if not absolute numbers, but the best way to demonstrate one’s seriousness ...
Read More »Area Wife Can’t Decide At Which Gentile-Blood Restaurant She Wants To Eat
Tradition dictates the use of blood from a murdered Christian child, but in recent decades Palestinian children of all varieties have all but taken their place, owing to plentiful supply. Jerusalem, April 10 – The expanding selection of top-flight culinary ...
Read More »Egyptian Professor Causes Furor With Claim Jews Not Behind Everything
Calls to sack the professor came from figures in and out of the government. Cairo, April 3 – An academic at Cairo University has sparked a tumult in national media and political circles this week following a televised interview in ...
Read More »Hamas Accidentally Vows Genocide Again
Hamas sympathizers, meanwhile, insisted that the movement does not target civilians with its genocidal rhetoric. Gaza City, March 27 – For the third time this week, the Islamist terrorist group that runs this coastal territory sought to assure the international ...
Read More »In Response To Holdomor, Democrats Blast Islamophobia
Collectivization of agriculture and a poor harvest in 1932-33 led to the death by starvation of anywhere from 3-12 million Ukrainians and Moldavians. Washington, DC, March 20 – Millions of famine-related deaths in the largely-Christian Ukraine and Moldavia Republics of ...
Read More »2-State Solution Has So Little Traction, Now Being Used As Lubricant
“When 2SS first came out, everyone expected a much greater degree of adherence.” Tel Aviv, March 13 – A conceptual framework for the resolution of the century-old conflict between Jews and Arabs over sovereignty in the Holy Land once commanded ...
Read More »Democrats Relax On Global Warming After Ayatollah Issues Fatwa Forbidding Climate To Change
John Kerry urged his Democratic colleagues to free up organizational resources and time for other important areas of concern now that Khamenei had solved the climate crisis. Tehran, March 6 – A group that, in its efforts to persuade the public ...
Read More »The Cat In The Hat Comes Back Is A Zionist Ethnosupremacist Allegory
By Gree Vance, Professor of Literature, Bumblethuck College New York, February 27 – Theodore Seuss Geisel earned numerous plaudits for his children’s books, but a new examination of one of his better-known works reveals a dark undercurrent of racism, Islamophobia, ...
Read More »Divorce Refuser Also Demands Qatar Give Him Fuel, Cash
“The Israeli government has shown it’s willing to provide cash conduits to even the most heinous parties, so as far as this tactic is concerned, more power to Mr. Nussbaum,” stated Mrs. Nussbaum’s spokeswoman. Bnei Brak, February 20 – A ...
Read More »