Collectivization of agriculture and a poor harvest in 1932-33 led to the death by starvation of anywhere from 3-12 million Ukrainians and Moldavians. Washington, DC, March 20 – Millions of famine-related deaths in the largely-Christian Ukraine and Moldavia Republics of ...
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Feed Subscription2-State Solution Has So Little Traction, Now Being Used As Lubricant
“When 2SS first came out, everyone expected a much greater degree of adherence.” Tel Aviv, March 13 – A conceptual framework for the resolution of the century-old conflict between Jews and Arabs over sovereignty in the Holy Land once commanded ...
Read More »Democrats Relax On Global Warming After Ayatollah Issues Fatwa Forbidding Climate To Change
John Kerry urged his Democratic colleagues to free up organizational resources and time for other important areas of concern now that Khamenei had solved the climate crisis. Tehran, March 6 – A group that, in its efforts to persuade the public ...
Read More »The Cat In The Hat Comes Back Is A Zionist Ethnosupremacist Allegory
By Gree Vance, Professor of Literature, Bumblethuck College New York, February 27 – Theodore Seuss Geisel earned numerous plaudits for his children’s books, but a new examination of one of his better-known works reveals a dark undercurrent of racism, Islamophobia, ...
Read More »Divorce Refuser Also Demands Qatar Give Him Fuel, Cash
“The Israeli government has shown it’s willing to provide cash conduits to even the most heinous parties, so as far as this tactic is concerned, more power to Mr. Nussbaum,” stated Mrs. Nussbaum’s spokeswoman. Bnei Brak, February 20 – A ...
Read More »Now 40, Islamic Republic Of Iran Secretly Looking Forward To Annual Prostate Exam
“At the annual checkup Iran has asked numerous times what the procedure entails, and never hesitates to delve into every detail.” Tehran, February 13 – It maintains a conservative, prim exterior, but this Islamic country harbors an intense desire to ...
Read More »IDF Causing Palestinian Heart Attacks As Pretext To Give Care, Boost Image
The medical care could not be altruistic, since “this is Israel we’re talking about.” Gush Etzion Crossing, February 6 – Israeli soldiers instigate cardiac arrest in vulnerable Palestinians for purposes of treating them and looking good as a result, human rights ...
Read More »Dem Congresswoman Rejects Donor Over Social Media Posts Lacking Antisemitism
“Never let it be said that Congresswoman Tlaib’s hands are soiled with such dirty money.” Ypsilanti, MI, January 30 – A first-term congresswoman has pledged to return a campaign contribution from a party stalwart following an investigation into the giver’s ...
Read More »Labor OK With Extending Sovereignty Over Area C If New Citizens There Vote Labor
The party seeks to forestall electoral decline. Tel Aviv, January 23 – One of Israel’s founding political parties now faces electoral decline as the country’s electorate drifts rightward, but believes it can counter or stave off stagnation by compromising on ...
Read More »Christ Sues ‘Christ At The Checkpoint’ For Unlawful Use Of Name
“The one place in the entire Middle East with a growing, thriving Christian population is the one country these people oppose because it’s a Jewish state.” Bethlehem, January 16 – The Prince of Peace, King of the Jews, Son of ...
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