By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority; President, State of Palestine; Chairman, Fatah; Chairman, Palestine Liberation Organization As a devout Muslim I have always maintained that any model of the universe with the sun at the center of our planetary system ...
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Feed SubscriptionMeshichist Lubavitchers Aghast At People Who Insist Two-State Solution Not Dead
“Compared to the evidence for a workable Two-State Solution, the idea that the Rebbe is Moshiach is a slam dunk.” Crown Heights, January 10 – Adherents of the belief that the late Rebbe of the Lubavitch Hasidic movement did not, in fact, ...
Read More »Report: Cultural Genocide Absolutely Delicious
“I have gained so much damn weight during this research.” Tel Aviv, January 3 – A survey of foodstuffs available in Israel has determined that dishes adopted or adapted from foods Palestinians claim as theirs, and whose use by Israelis represents ...
Read More »Faced With Accusations Of Focusing Only On Israel, BDS To Also Target Vulgaria
“Practices such as child-catching and a ban on producing or raising children carry ominous echoes of everything we accuse Israel of doing.” Durban, December 27 – Leaders of the Boycott, Divest, Sanctions movement that singles out the world’s only Jewish ...
Read More »Gov’t Clerks On Strike, No One Notices Difference In Service
Many government and public-sector employees find it difficult to transition from their routine stonewalling of citizens to the stonewalling that takes place as part of a strike. Jerusalem, December 20 – A strike among public-sector workers entered its fourth day ...
Read More »Palestinians Struggling To Keep Up With What Day Of Rage About This Time
“It’s hard to get behind a generic ‘I don’t like this’ orgy of violence,” explained Mustafa Massikr, 19. Ramallah, December 13 – Youths in the Palestinian-administered territories admitted uncertainty today regarding the specific offense they are meant to be resisting via ...
Read More »Arabs Threaten Violence If Westerners Don’t Stop Stereotyping Arabs As Violent
“How do you get from the default Arab reaction to setbacks being violence to the idea that you can only expect Arabs to react with violence when they don’t get their way?” Jerusalem, December 6 – Arab threats of violence ...
Read More »Men Can’t Make Decisions For Women, But Jews Can’t Decide What’s Antisemitic
By Linda Sarsour, women’s rights activist The stubborn patriarchy that all but rules our society wants to control women’s bodies and what women are allowed to wear, and they insist on making these determinations without consulting women, the people ...
Read More »Renewable Energy Orgs Hail Pact To Heat Russian Homes With Palestinian Hot Air
Palestinians have rendered hot air effectively inexhaustible. Moscow, November 22 – Environmental groups welcomed the announcement today of an agreement between Russia and the Palestinian Authority to provide the former with a large supply of hot air with which to ...
Read More »Mossad Keeps Resetting Iran’s Countdown-To-Israel’s-Destruction Clock
“This is at least as advanced as Stuxnet.” Tehran, November 19 – Security officials of the Khamenei regime believe Israel’s secret intelligence service has hacked the clock in Iran’s capital that counts down to the Jewish State’s predicted destruction, causing it to ...
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