Labor officials acknowledged Erekat’s argument. “It’s more or less true.” Ramallah, July 5 – Following the election of a yet another Israeli Jew as the new chairman of the country’s Labor Party, Palestinian leaders accused both the party and wider ...
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinian Teachers Fear Students’ Murderous Hate For Jews Will Atrophy Over Summer
For veteran Palestinian educators, the feelings are all too familiar. Jenin, June 28 – Educators in the Palestinian Authority school system and in the parallel institutions run by the United nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees voiced concern ...
Read More »Iran Threatens To Aim Missiles At Palestinians That Will Miss And Hit Israel
They also threatened to target Israel’s offshore gas fields in the Mediterranean by aiming the weapons for Cyprus or Egypt. Tehran, June 21 – The Islamic Republic of Iran has modified its anti-Israel rhetoric in the last two days to ...
Read More »Talmud Scholars Look To Hate Groups For Passages They Didn’t Know Existed
“I’m curious, and eager to examine those passages in the original Aramaic,” admitted Dina de Garmi of the University of Bologna, Italy. New York, June 14 – Experts in the body of Jewish law and lore called the Talmud voiced ...
Read More »Moderate Cannibals Feeling Pressure To Disavow Extremists
“In fact we deny that what those monsters are doing is cannibalism at all.” Beirut, June 7 – Community leaders among those who consume human flesh in a moderate fashion complain that they are being unfairly targeted by critics of ...
Read More »Joint List Rushes To Condemn Manchester Attack After Verifying Israelis Not Target
They would not, heaven forbid, thereby imply that it was a bad thing when Israelis are targeted for terrorism. Jerusalem, May 24 – The Joint List alliance of mostly-Arab parties in the Knesset issued its condemnation of Monday night’s bombing ...
Read More »Popular New ‘Barghouti Diet’ Ignores Calories Eaten In Secret
The eat-all-the-junk-food-you-want-as-long-as-you-think-nobody-is-looking diet is the latest thing. Savyon, May 17 – Trendy Israelis have begun to embrace a new regimen for controlling food intake, inspired by the discipline of a prominent Palestinian prisoner, that only reckons calories from food not ...
Read More »IDF Bulldozer Demolishes ‘Breaking The Silence’ Claims Of War Crimes
The use of a D-9 to demolish fabricated claims of Israeli misconduct against Palestinians is less frequent, as under most circumstances the willful distortions collapse under their own weight after a short period. Tel Aviv, May 10 – The Israeli ...
Read More »J-Street Staffer Unsure Whether To Wish Coworkers Happy Nakba Day
“Israel’s Independence Day must be a big deal for such a pro-Israel organization. People kept mentioning this Nakba thing in such solemn terms, I thought they were just still in the whole Memorial Day for fallen soldiers from the day ...
Read More »Syrian Missiles Accidentally Hit Military Target
“The army in no way intended to hit non-civilian targets; it is not our way.” Damascus, April 26 – Syrian military officials acknowledged today that a barrage of rockets fired at the rebel stronghold of Idlib yesterday may have missed ...
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