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“It has to be just credible enough – we do have some journalistic standards,” explained Ann T. Semitt of the Jerusalem bureau. Safed, September 7 – The British Broadcasting Corporation is holding off on production of a segment on injured ...
Read More »Arab MK: If I Can Have Multiple Wives, I Should Get Multiple Votes
“The Knesset should count my votes many times, since I am performing the role of multiple men.” Jerusalem, August 31 – A member of the Joint List alliance of Arab parties in the Knesset has demanded that the State show ...
Read More »Older Iraqi Misses Good Old Days When Jews Didn’t Fight Back
“Technology, politics, health care, and Jew-killing aren’t nearly as straightforward as they used to be.” Baghdad, August 24 – Rashid Muhammad, 90, has seen technological and economic advancement in his many years, but still considers his youth in Iraq a ...
Read More »You Can’t Tell People The Truth About Me! That’s Slander!
By Ashraf Hakimi, Students for Justice in Palestine I’ve had enough of pro-Israel propagandists harming the Palestinian Muslim cause by taking my exact words, in context, and making them public, which results in people considering me a bigot and supporter ...
Read More »Waqf To Build Baseball Diamond On Temple Mount ‘For Glory Of Allah’
Waqf officials said they expected it to be competed by the spring of 2018, in time for the baseball season. Jerusalem, August 10 – The Islamic religious authority that administers the affairs of a contested sacred compound unveiled plans today for ...
Read More »Unprecedented Trouble For 2016 Games Definitely Mossad’s Doing
“I think we all know who stands to gain from disaster on an international scale.” Rio de Janeiro, August 3 – This year’s Olympic Summer Games, scheduled to open on August 5, have seen a level of controversy and mismanagement unmatched ...
Read More »Israeli Entrepreneurs Increase Export Sales Of Blinders To EU, US
“Our chief competition is the shovel industry.” Hertzliya, July 26 – Israeli manufacturers of devices meant to restrict the vision of the wearer have noticed a marked uptick in sales of their products to countries recently experiencing increased terrorist attacks ...
Read More »Free Meretz Membership To Anyone Alive Last Time They Had Power
“I see this drive as a metaphor for our situation and our aspirations.” Tel Aviv, July 20 – Leaders of the left-wing party Meretz launched a new membership drive today to bolster the movement’s stagnant rolls, promising to exempt from ...
Read More »Consistent Use Of Correct Hebrew Proves Man Is Foreign Spy
“He was using the right verb form for the third-person feminine plural future,” recalled an agent. Tel Aviv, July 13 – Investigators in Israeli counterintelligence have caught a foreign agent when the man unwittingly exposed himself by being the only person ...
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