Herzog has also been observed trying to make a show in Netanyahu’s presence of having a healthy alliance with other MKs. Tel Aviv, May 25 – The week after an acrimonious end to negotiations between Likud and Labor over the formation ...
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Divergent treatment of terrorism targeting Europeans and terrorism targeting Israelis and Jews has strained the double standards inventory in Western Europe. Paris, May 18 – French Minister of Foreign Affairs Jean-Marc Ayrault announced today that his country would postpone the Middle ...
Read More »Syrian Lives Aren’t As Important As My Legacy
By Barack Obama Recent reports about Ben Rhodes, my foreign policy guru, and his alleged overselling of the Iran Deal have raised quite a few questions about my Middle East policy. To lay those questions to rest, let me be ...
Read More »Iran To Let Women Choose How Many Men Gang-Rape Them To Death
“Not even the supposedly enlightened, liberal countries of Europe have a law such as this one.” Tehran, May 4 – In a move aimed at making the country and society more progressive, the government of Iran announced this morning it ...
Read More »Livni’s Expense Account Sees Uptick In Deodorant Purchases
“Not that there’s anything here that smells wrong.” Jerusalem, April 27 – The Knesset Comptroller’s Office has noticed an increase in the amount of deodorant bought by MK Tzipi Livni in the last three weeks, Knesset observers have reported. The ...
Read More »Obama Hires Bill Cosby To Reassure Americans To Trust Iran Deal
“Nobody invites trust the way Bill Cosby does.” Washington, April 13 – Amid continued revelations that the Obama administration has failed to push back against Iran’s repeated violations of the nuclear deal struck last year, the president has engaged the services ...
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