"The Nazis also poisoned their victims in the gas chambers, but they didn't kill nearly as many."
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Feed SubscriptionSchool Raises Record Amount By Giving Parents Choice To Donate Instead Of Attending Year-End Production
"I even asked if there's a way to prepay not to attend anything for the next three years."
Read More »Report: Opponents Violating Norms Makes It OK For You To Be An Ass Too
It appears that the original violators of the norms nevertheless expect their opponents not to violate the same norms.
Read More »Hot-Dog-Suit-Wearing Biden Vows To Investigate US Funding Source For Antisemitic Palestinian Curricula
"We're all trying to find the guy who did this."
Read More »Rabbinate: Wedding Without Chocolate Potentially Invalid
Chocolate's ubiquitous role in celebration means if it is lacking, we are concerned that one or both of the parties will feel defrauded, and the transaction is void.
Read More »Violence Against Us Only Steels Our Resolve, But We Expect Israel To Be Cowed By Violence
by Soubhi Al-Amad, Palestinian fighter
Read More »Raspberries Pointedly Omitted From Biblical List Of Fruits Gracing Promised Land
Moses refused to mention raspberries, a fruit he finds unremarkable at best, and nauseating at worst.
Read More »Our Lame Response To Zionist Aggression Will Come At A Time And Place Of Our Choosing
by Palestinian Islamic Jihad
Read More »Arab MK Tried To Smuggle Chocolate Wafer To Hunger Striking Terrorist
Palestine advocates expressed puzzlement that Adnan did not himself resort to the Tortit gambit. Jerusalem, May 4 – An legislator whose supporters seek the dissolution of Israel as a Jewish state boasted today that before Palestinian Islamic Jihad figure Khader ...
Read More »Zionist Colonialists In Palestine Take Land For Home Country Of… Poland? Russia? Hungary? …Morocco?
Sucking the goodness out of the land for the sake of the foreign home country where they really belong, which presumably means Iraq? Yemen?
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