by Soubhi Al-Amad, Palestinian fighter
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Feed SubscriptionRaspberries Pointedly Omitted From Biblical List Of Fruits Gracing Promised Land
Moses refused to mention raspberries, a fruit he finds unremarkable at best, and nauseating at worst.
Read More »Our Lame Response To Zionist Aggression Will Come At A Time And Place Of Our Choosing
by Palestinian Islamic Jihad
Read More »Arab MK Tried To Smuggle Chocolate Wafer To Hunger Striking Terrorist
Palestine advocates expressed puzzlement that Adnan did not himself resort to the Tortit gambit. Jerusalem, May 4 – An legislator whose supporters seek the dissolution of Israel as a Jewish state boasted today that before Palestinian Islamic Jihad figure Khader ...
Read More »Zionist Colonialists In Palestine Take Land For Home Country Of… Poland? Russia? Hungary? …Morocco?
Sucking the goodness out of the land for the sake of the foreign home country where they really belong, which presumably means Iraq? Yemen?
Read More »Gozer Begs Enlil Not To Be Sent As Marshmallow Man To Israel On Lag BaOmer
Every open space in Israel is expected to feature bonfires large enough to reduce the god to gooey, caramelized deliciousness.
Read More »Peaceful Israeli Demonstrations Confuse Palestinians
“It’s scary to think that change is possible without killing people.” Tel Aviv, March 30 – Weeks of protests against the Israeli government’s proposal to overhaul the country’s judicial system have left their neighbors baffled, especially the ones under the ...
Read More »Palestinian History Museum: Roman Conquest Bad, Arab Conquest Good
With special venom reserved for Jews reasserting their claim to the land. Ramallah, March 23 – Staff at an institution dedicated to displaying indigenous artifacts of the Arab people of this part of the Levant struggled again today to articulate ...
Read More »Son Of Synagogue Of Satan President Always Gets To Lead Dark Hymns
"I could do such a better job with 'O Unholy One Who Darkens the Sun'. And he always uses the same stupid tune."
Read More »Unsold Purim Costumes Repackaged As Passover ‘Cereal’
The complete lack of food ingredients makes Rabbinate certification as kosher-for-Passover a formality. Jerusalem, March 12 – What becomes of the racks and racks of masks, wigs, cloaks, and other mass-produced paraphernalia that no one bought, but occupies valuable display ...
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