PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"A clear case of ethnic cleansing."

Salvage some sense of control by simply knowing whose day it is to make commuters' lives miserable in the least politically-effective way possible.

"Just blow after blow, statistics taunting me with the seeming futility of my life's work."

Tu BiShvat will occur this year in about four weeks.

"We will only approve architectural designs that make a normal person question his own sanity, if not actually vomit."

"Latke" originates in a Slavic term, derived ultimately from Greek word for oil - which, in turn, stems from the Greek for "olive."

"You don't have a plastic bag on you, do you?"

Phil Loseroni sent out a series of social media posts this morning.

Seasoned Israelis will not fall for the "I give you big discount" line.

"This might be a record," he acknowledged.