PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

He thought he'd performed a home repair task that affirmed his right to hold a Man Card.

Observers recalled screaming and gesticulating, but no specific words other than slurs such as "sharmuta" and "kalba" among others.

18 of the last 20 weekdays have seen him leave the depot at least 8 minutes past the posted time.

"A clear case of ethnic cleansing."

Salvage some sense of control by simply knowing whose day it is to make commuters' lives miserable in the least politically-effective way possible.

"Just blow after blow, statistics taunting me with the seeming futility of my life's work."

Tu BiShvat will occur this year in about four weeks.

"We will only approve architectural designs that make a normal person question his own sanity, if not actually vomit."

"Latke" originates in a Slavic term, derived ultimately from Greek word for oil - which, in turn, stems from the Greek for "olive."

"You don't have a plastic bag on you, do you?"