PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"You don't have a plastic bag on you, do you?"

Phil Loseroni sent out a series of social media posts this morning.

Seasoned Israelis will not fall for the "I give you big discount" line.

"This might be a record," he acknowledged.

It could affect his eligibility for certain positions in the military.

City officials hesitate to admit that they aim specifically to make people's lives miserable.

The vanishingly few people privy to the secret, he led to believe that he had taken up residence in Patagonia.

He appeared oblivious to the effect his sharing had on social situations.

"I'd bet there's no one else in that girl's life willing to speak about these things."

"It's primarily about feeling righteous, not about helping those who need it. I appreciate the selfishness. Game recognize game."