“Get up to forty percent off on items or services that our records indicate you have purchased exactly zero times in the five years you have banked with us!” Jerusalem, April 26 – The financial institution through which you conduct most of ...
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“Who wants three-week-old meat when fresh chametz is all the rage?” Jerusalem, April 15 – Actuaries and gambling analysts released their predictions for the next week, including an item that gives a better-than-three-to-one likelihood that an aluminum pan of brisket ...
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“There are no bathrooms right outside the zoo, so let’s just say avoid that spot over there behind the trees.” Jerusalem, April 6 – A couple with four children who decided a visit to the city’s largest picturesque and eclectic ...
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“Crap. I just remembered Eddie Van Halen is dead.” Jerusalem, March 24 – Middle-aged residents of this city and others in the Western world who grew up referring to songs popular when their own mothers and fathers were growing up as ...
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He brushed aside concerns that the Municipality of Jerusalem is not a party to the case, which focuses on actions by the Government of Israel. Jerusalem, March 15 – A resident of this country’s capital voiced his readiness to serve ...
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“We recommend visiting the site when fewer users are likely to be on, such as in four or five months.” Jerusalem, March 4 – The Ministry of Health launched a new initiative in the last several weeks, under which people carrying ...
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“You have to go to like a foreign country or something to encounter something like this. Or leave Tel Aviv, which is functionally the same thing.” Tel Aviv, February 23 – Municipal welfare personnel voiced perplexity today upon encountering a ...
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“I’ve chosen to show affection to those who might not get that kind of attention around here. I do hope they like my apple pie.” Kissufim, Southern Israel, February 11 – A resident of this pastoral community near the Islamist-controlled ...
Read More »The Konfirmation: Israelites Kommit Evil (KIKE) principle. Tel Aviv, February 4 – A survey of media principles covering violence between Jews and non-Jews revealed an underlying mechanism that offers a scientific explanation for the way journalists report on it, researchers disclosed today: ...
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A cardinal sin of cultural commentary. Tel Aviv, January 26 – A writer for Israel’s flagship left-leaning news outlet sparked an uproar today when her article comparing the home-delivery offerings of various restaurants in this city of 436,000 included not ...
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