“Sign language rubs in the faces of the visually impaired that they count less because no one has taken the time to make them feel included.” Tel Aviv, September 17 – Advocates for the rights of the visually-impaired criticized today ...
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He proceeded to call his children to inform them of the milestone, and to bask in the anticipated admiration they would no doubt display. Maale Adummim, September 5 – A resident of this town in the Judean Desert east of Jerusalem ...
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The government remains peerless in the production, management, and delivery of stupidity. Jerusalem, August 28 – Concern has increased in recent months regarding illegal engagement in blockhead policy-making and decisions, officials acknowledged today, following the publication of a report yesterday ...
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Official regulations guarantee every citizen a burial plot, but that right extends only to the bare provision of a place of interment; it does not guarantee any specific location, type of grave, or placement next to other deceased relatives. Jerusalem, August 19 ...
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“The key is to pace yourself.” Jerusalem, August 8 – A local adolescent estimates he only has a day or two left before he reaches the goal he set in June for diminished mental capacity resulting from disuse of his ...
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“It’s all mine. I tried to beat him up and got the crap kicked out of me, but that only proves he cheated. All four times. “ Ramat HaSharon, July 30 – A local ten-year-old voiced concern today that his fourteen-year-old ...
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Arab residents have tried to remedy the situation with bombs and incendiary devices to set alight as much farmland and nature as possible. Kibbutz Keturah, July 18 – The sacred Islamic land of Palestine has made clear its existential revulsion for Jews ...
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“Nothing but ancient fakes designed to hoodwink future archaeologists into believing Zionist propaganda.” Jerusalem, July 10 – Experts examining the evidence unearthed over the decades tying the Jewish people to the areas under current Israeli control note that such discoveries, ...
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At no point in her prepared script did the caller apologize for the intrusion into what in most households represents one of the few stretches of quality family time. Jerusalem, June 27 – A representative of a not-for-profit organization that ...
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Witnesses noted that Bleeg has decried the injustice of every Harari policy that does not involve leaving. Ramat Gan, June 19 – Controversy continues to swirl around an apartment building in this middle-class Tel Aviv suburb, where one resident of the fifth ...
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