“Nothing but ancient fakes designed to hoodwink future archaeologists into believing Zionist propaganda.” Jerusalem, July 10 – Experts examining the evidence unearthed over the decades tying the Jewish people to the areas under current Israeli control note that such discoveries, ...
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At no point in her prepared script did the caller apologize for the intrusion into what in most households represents one of the few stretches of quality family time. Jerusalem, June 27 – A representative of a not-for-profit organization that ...
Read More »Neighbor Trying To Oust Family From Home Says Just Critical Of Their Policies
Witnesses noted that Bleeg has decried the injustice of every Harari policy that does not involve leaving. Ramat Gan, June 19 – Controversy continues to swirl around an apartment building in this middle-class Tel Aviv suburb, where one resident of the fifth ...
Read More »Israeli Commercials The Dumbest In OECD Countries
“Just where the sweet spot is – finding that narrow zone of annoyance that makes it almost, but not quite, worth it to change the station or turn off the program.” Tel Aviv, June 6 – A survey of broadcast ...
Read More »Activists Disappointed Germany Didn’t Also Recommend Jews In Israel Not Wear Kippah
“The number of Jews in Germany under threat of attack by antisemites is tiny compared to the number of Jews in Israel facing antisemitic enemies.” North Tel Aviv, May 28 – A man striving to engineer the reduction or elimination ...
Read More »Hundreds Dead After Article About Song Contest Fails To Mention Palestinians
“Something, anything to prevent the reader from getting the wrong idea that the Palestinian issue mustn’t dominate human consciousness.” Tel Aviv, May 19 – Tragedy struck the Middle East today when a careless reporter omitted the geopolitical context of an ...
Read More »Kuggel Tastes Better Than Kiggel, Preschooler Reports
Witnesses reported the presence of both grandmothers in the room at the time. Jerusalem, May 8 – The four-year-old child of a man and woman whose respective ancestries hail from different parts of eastern Europe, and whose grandmothers therefore bring ...
Read More »Public Figures Call For Tel Aviv Jews To Move to Israel
“Tel Aviv is a wonderful city – a great place to visit, you might say.” Jerusalem, April 29 – Prominent members of Israel’s cultural and political scenes urged their brethren living in one of the Mediterranean’s most thriving, luxurious cities ...
Read More »Area Wife Can’t Decide At Which Gentile-Blood Restaurant She Wants To Eat
Tradition dictates the use of blood from a murdered Christian child, but in recent decades Palestinian children of all varieties have all but taken their place, owing to plentiful supply. Jerusalem, April 10 – The expanding selection of top-flight culinary ...
Read More »Study Confirms This The Stupidest Of Times
Many of the important discoveries or developments of that last several hundred years have ended up saving the lives of those who, because of their moronic behavior, would have died, had their boneheaded acts occurred earlier in history. Tel Aviv, ...
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