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Feed SubscriptionActivists Disappointed Germany Didn’t Also Recommend Jews In Israel Not Wear Kippah
“The number of Jews in Germany under threat of attack by antisemites is tiny compared to the number of Jews in Israel facing antisemitic enemies.” North Tel Aviv, May 28 – A man striving to engineer the reduction or elimination ...
Read More »Hundreds Dead After Article About Song Contest Fails To Mention Palestinians
“Something, anything to prevent the reader from getting the wrong idea that the Palestinian issue mustn’t dominate human consciousness.” Tel Aviv, May 19 – Tragedy struck the Middle East today when a careless reporter omitted the geopolitical context of an ...
Read More »Kuggel Tastes Better Than Kiggel, Preschooler Reports
Witnesses reported the presence of both grandmothers in the room at the time. Jerusalem, May 8 – The four-year-old child of a man and woman whose respective ancestries hail from different parts of eastern Europe, and whose grandmothers therefore bring ...
Read More »Public Figures Call For Tel Aviv Jews To Move to Israel
“Tel Aviv is a wonderful city – a great place to visit, you might say.” Jerusalem, April 29 – Prominent members of Israel’s cultural and political scenes urged their brethren living in one of the Mediterranean’s most thriving, luxurious cities ...
Read More »Area Wife Can’t Decide At Which Gentile-Blood Restaurant She Wants To Eat
Tradition dictates the use of blood from a murdered Christian child, but in recent decades Palestinian children of all varieties have all but taken their place, owing to plentiful supply. Jerusalem, April 10 – The expanding selection of top-flight culinary ...
Read More »Study Confirms This The Stupidest Of Times
Many of the important discoveries or developments of that last several hundred years have ended up saving the lives of those who, because of their moronic behavior, would have died, had their boneheaded acts occurred earlier in history. Tel Aviv, ...
Read More »Haaretz Publisher Vows To Boost Marginalized Clickbait Voices
Otherwise, how will genocidal anti-Semites ever get a fair chance to take their case to the public? Tel Aviv, March 25 – Numerous voices on the left end of Israel’s political spectrum find themselves unable to penetrate into the mainstream, but ...
Read More »New Israel Fund Grant Writer Struggling To Make Office Supplies Sound Anti-Zionist
Paying the electric bill isn’t as sexy as underwriting petitions to the High Court against Israel’s security measures. Jerusalem, March 14 – A member of the Resource Development Department at an influential philanthropic operation in Israel whose mission involves eroding ...
Read More »Bribery Suspected As School Principal Gets Positive Coverage From Student Newspaper
The ministry sees her an unable to function in her normal capacity with this inquiry hanging over her. Mazkeret Batya, March 5 – A local headmaster faces an ethics inquiry following revelations that the monthly publication put out by the ...
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